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[-] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 110 points 6 days ago

You're not a pansexual until you've fucked a cast iron skillet

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 55 points 5 days ago

TIL that I am pansexual, though I might be a bit rusty.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You can never prove you're pansexual but your degree of confidence increases for each gender you've fucked. I think that's pretty Bayesed

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

Based Bayesian statistics jokes are the kind of shit I come to lemmy for

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Or if you are Japanese not until you have fucked a loaf of bread.

(Bread is pan in Japanese)

[-] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2 points 4 days ago

This bagel used to be a bun

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

What if I just do it to treat my anemia but don’t enjoy it 🤔

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

i put a cast iron in the dishwasher what does that make me

[-] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 11 points 5 days ago

A domestic abuser

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 5 days ago

This unironically

That or an alien.

Learn what pan means dorks if you're not into being impregnated by the fruiting bodies of the Xlllirrreast you're a fake pan

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Just be sure you don't wash it after you fuck it. Just a quick scrub with salt and a light coat of olive oil.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

"I beg to differ"

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