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[-] applebusch 17 points 4 days ago

Hey yeah I'm here about the pipeline. Is there a queue or something?

[-] hovercat 33 points 4 days ago

Yes, please collect your thigh-highs and preferred Linux distro up at the desk.

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Actually they've just informed me that they no longer have copies of arch. So anyone wanting to run it will need to download it themselves. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

Due to unexpected user activity volume, we can only provide a single printed LFS tome at this time... please share and collaborate for the time being, while we restock the wallpaper repository sources.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yep, here's your dash of heavy cream, a spatula... please also take not more than two sample packets of spices from the spice rack, in the event that eggshell integrity is comprimised.

Store these in your pockets, satchel, backpack, handbag, whatever, then please move to the next que'uwu'e of your choosing:

You may choose the 'hovercat' line if you wish to procede with the operating system determinism test.

If you wish to proceede with one of the anime character vicarious identification tests, please find the lines identified by either bocchi the rock, neco-arc, madoka kaname... as you can see, there are a large number of potential choices, I think it goes all the way down to sailor moon... that way, you see the signs, that way.

If you wish to proceede with the post apocalyptic residual self image based interactive simulation test, please follow the folksy securiton on my left toward the sound of distant gunfire.

If all of these choices sound overwhelming, thats ok, thats valid, youre valid, please feel free to head to the squishmallow lounge zone, an attendant will be with you shortly to ascertain whether or not you would prefer an affirmatory headpat, as well as a single complimentary comfort snack from our selection.

Before You Leave!

Please remember that you do in fact already have an egg, and other food items on your person; please do your best to not break of otherwise spill or lose any of these items, each different station will have specific, further instructions for what to do with them when you arrive.

[-] Zorsith 4 points 4 days ago

divebombs into the squishmallow lounge

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

I hope you remembered the egg in your pocket...

[-] Zorsith 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I AM the egg in my pocket (am a bit borked)

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

flips through guide book

You... you and your pocket....are inside your pocket?

... You put a pocket dimension... inside of another pocket dimension... which is itself?

flips furiously through guide book

Uh....yes, indeed you are "a bit borked".

Please roll a saving throw.

... if that is still physically possible / comprehensible.

Oh boy.

this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2025
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