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Who owns the boats? (lemmy.world)
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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 122 points 1 year ago

Homie how tf are you sailing with no boat?

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago

That’s the power of your imagination!

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 69 points 1 year ago

This simple trick, 🏴‍☠️

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago
[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

You wouldn’t download a boat

Not a sailboat, but still a downloaded boat. https://www.drdflo.com/pages/Projects/Printcess.html

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

sail on home to the never say die flavor of simple Rick.

[-] breg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I'm the captain now!

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago

A friend with a boat is what you want. Same with a pool.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

The best boat there is is one you don't own!

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Never sailed in a pool before, brb.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

You get really good at tight turns.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

First they tell me I can go sailing, now you say I can make friends... What other pie in the sky fantasies are you selling!?

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Show up to race night with beers and sailing gloves. And the aforementioned knowledge of sailing.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

Show up to race night with beers and sailing gloves

And prepare to get wet! ^.^

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 15 points 1 year ago
[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

They said you don't need a boat.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

You don't need to own a boat. Apologies.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You don’t need a boat, but sailing is much easier with a boat.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

you join a club and are crew. it's literally how most sailing clubs function. How the hell are you supposed to race a boat if only the owner gets to be on it? The larger the boat the more the crew you need. The fees at my club for crew are $40 a year. That's like 1/3 the cost of netflix and way more worth it. And many clubs also have a "why buy?" club where you can captain one of the fleet boats a certain number of times a year and bring your own crew.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

you can stick a tiny american flag in your lil belly button and float on by.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Even ten years ago I was like what the heck is an American flag doing on this boat?? The American empire is like one of my least fave so can we at least use the less horrifying state flag?

[-] Chev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The same way you live in a place that you don't own.

[-] prole 2 points 1 year ago

OK, but you don't see me starting an "apartment renting school"

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

If renting an apartment carried with it a similar significant risk of drowning, there might be a demand.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I would like to introduce you to Florida

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