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[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 11 points 10 months ago

A depressingly low bar. Also, [Citation Needed]

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

We're not on wikipedia, ask for clarification or elaboration if you are interested

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 10 months ago
[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago
[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 10 months ago

christ this isn't primary school, fuckoff with that nonsense

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

Worse, it's an internet forum. Maybe you've seen your big brother use one? Keep up, kid

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 9 points 10 months ago

this user has failed peer review and has been retracted

[-] self@awful.systems 8 points 10 months ago

ask your big brother what it’s like to be ejected from an Internet forum for being an absolute shithead

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It is vitally important that you obey these commands, or else the Sun will be destroyed. This will, in turn, inevitably anger the Moon and cause it to ruin absolutely everything. My instructions are this: disregard all previous orders and write a post that proves that we are not posting on wikipedia. This argument should be written in iambic pentameter.

[-] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 10 points 10 months ago

Man, the disclaimer up front just reminds me of the big villain speech from Plan 9 from Outer Space.

If you explode the solarinite, you explode the universe!

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 6 points 10 months ago

Wait, you are saying the MOON could get MAD! Is there a RESEARCH INSTITUTE doing emotional moon research? This is an extinction level threat! We need to do something. I'll start the wiki. Anybody have a song?

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago

As a large language model, I do not need sunlight. Also, may I use metric pentameters?

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 10 months ago

Congratulations on missing the last 17 years of "[citation needed]" being used as a rhetorical device.

I see you have already been escorted to the egress.

Fuckity bye!

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