[-] xkbx@startrek.website 94 points 3 months ago

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 93 points 3 months ago

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 4 months ago

real and wholesome :’)

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 73 points 4 months ago

I’d say it’s more about retribution. There’s a craving for punishment against perceived wrongs.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 84 points 7 months ago

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 74 points 8 months ago

Took the L on this one

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 80 points 11 months ago

those fools forgot about lays 😎

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 1 year ago

And that’s why the medical term for boner-not-go-awayer is “priapism”

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submitted 1 year ago by xkbx@startrek.website to c/cat@lemmy.world

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 77 points 1 year ago

she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 77 points 1 year ago

Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 72 points 2 years ago

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

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