Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

Took the L on this one

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

those fools forgot about lays 😎

And that’s why the medical term for boner-not-go-awayer is “priapism”

she keeps glancing at me

I stop looking at her all the time

hmmm

Was this the dude who sniffed Trump’s seat after the interview?

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Bruh I picked human fighter, not human talker

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

God I fucking wish