Dude this is fucking me up right before bed
That’s an adjective, that’s fine. It’s about using “females” as a noun.
👺 May your socks always be wet.
The whole workplace drug testing thing is so wild to me. An employer can actually lay claim to your bodily fluids? Absolutely mental.
In the Netherlands, it’s very simple:
- if there are performance problems, then you address your employee’s performance problems.
- if there are no performance problems, then there is no problem and what your employee does in their free time is none of your business.
Rolling coal is one of the most mindbogglingly stupid things I’ve ever heard of. Truly, it makes it seem like Idiocracy didn’t go nearly far enough in their hyperbole. Nobody could’ve predicted people being this aggressively dumb.
Who the fuck calls the police about someone sleeping on a bench? That person must be really rotten inside.
“We hypothesize it was for religous reasons”
This is about as good an idea as nipple tassles for babies.
As a software engineer, I beg of you
Where can I apply to be a pet pictures officer?
Napster? Here, take my seat, I can stand.
watersnipje
joined 2 years ago
I now identify as a Power Bisexual.