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[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 169 points 1 year ago

The idea could be perfectly cute, and I feel like it would have been so easy to not make it "shame-y".

Like, "just a nibble", "pretty good!”, "yum!" and "my favorite". "I couldn't possibly...", "if you insist", and "thanks Grandma".

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 56 points 1 year ago
[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

I briefly looked into how you make a food safe painted plate at home and the answer seems to be "easy if you have a kiln".
You might be able to find a paint your own pottery store near you. I went to one with some friends and it was a lot of fun and I got a colorful owl coin bank for like, $10 or something. Just have to make sure it's food safe, but they usually coat everything in a glass food safe glaze so it should be.

Unrelated, weed is legal where I live, so when I checked the website for the place I went, it had big banners for "summer kids clay classes!" And "pot-tery for adults!" right next to each other.
It totally makes sense but part of me is still startled by tangential consequences of legalization.

[-] Lommy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah me too. This has potential!

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Food Coma / Foodie" are in the image, and that's pretty solid. Maybe "3-Star / 5-Star / Greasy Spoon"? I like the one that you came up with that ends with "thanks Grandma."

[-] hark@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago

Note to self: eat food that can stay piled high.

[-] Graphy@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just drop a can of Pringles on that bad boy

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Extra strength mashed potatoes!

[-] KAYDUBELL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Throw some gravy on there and we call that the volcano

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

The Croquembouche is here for you.

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You could probably build a Jenga tower out of those rectangular layered wafers.

[-] watersnipje 48 points 1 year ago

This is about as good an idea as nipple tassles for babies.

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago

What an upsettingly evocative image. I love how much I hate it.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Ironically, babies would probably have a grand fun time with nipple tassels.

[-] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Shake repeatedly to make em fly in circles

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I do not enjoy the mental image it gave me, I hate it and its even worser that the babies are laughing in my mental image

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I read this as hats with nipples on them which I think could be a pretty funny protest for places that don't allow breast feeding.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So you're saying this is a very good idea?

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 38 points 1 year ago

Seriously though, who would look at these plates and say "omg I have to have those?"

[-] Brekky@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I think they're funny and could remind me to stick to smaller portions?

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

I mean I guess but I'm not too keen on the idea of needing a plate to tell me how much to eat.

[-] WanderingCat@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I get your point, just know that there is other more purpose designed plates which can help people get an idea of the right portion sizes. The picture here has it photoshopped on but I've seen plates with this printed on and it seemed helpful

[-] whoreticulture@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This is an aesthetic nightmare

[-] Brekky@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah tbh that's the opposite of me ha.

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago

"cool, I'll give this to my mother-in-law. I'm sure she'll like it"

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

No z-limit means that these plates are meaningless for the creative cook.

[-] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My mom used to always joke about how they recommended your meat portion be the size of your palm, but they didn't say how high.

[-] geogle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Calories only exist in 2D

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I just eat my food out of a trough.

[-] Hootz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

That was the only way we could stop our cat from making a mess everywhere, so probably works for Hobos too

[-] arvere@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I really like the tradition some countries have where the plate is a flatbread or pancake of some sort.

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 22 points 1 year ago

Won't those get really soggy and fall to pieces in a washing machine?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's a risk.

Now you're making me want to eat injura. I love the spongy sour taste of them. Plus let's face it Ethiopian food is pretty good.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We've been doing that for a long time. We switched to plates around 13 or 1400 something, for unclear reasons.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

I saw this one on r/EDanonymemes a few days ago

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

These are not a good way to track how much you eat, get a calorie & nutrition tracking app

[-] turmacar@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Passive vs active engagement.

These plates are a passive, very visual reminder. A tracker app requires you actively use the app, and not consciously/subconsciously underestimate portions.

Neither is a holistic solution, both require buy-in, each is going to have different effectiveness for different people.

[-] terabytes@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

While it's true that multiple strategies can be helpful, I don't think the tiny "skinny jeans" circle on that plate is anything but a harmful idea.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Portion sizes are not the same across one meal

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's it the dream of every little girl to become a mother? Now you know how!

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like there's a toxic body image/patriarchal component to only eating the large portion once you are a mother/soon to be a mother. Something about "letting yourself go" or something terrible like that

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

True. I've tried to be body positive but I guess I failed

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mam is common in northern England.

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

We'd have a u in favourite.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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