While he's just an adultless child

Which book outlines how people making memes don't get Venn diagrams?

Pretty sure the sun is way more than seven times brighter than the moon

Edit: after a quick internet search, the sun looks to be about 400,000 times brighter than the moon

It has the properties of bubble and gum

As long as you don't admit you have a boyfriend

They're stupidly strict about things like pot but unhealthy drinking habits are encouraged. The culture around these things causes so much harm.

-The shark will just eat some people and then get full just as nature intended. Those people being eaten are just the natural way of dealing with sharks.

-I'm a strong swimmer so it won't eat me.

-I hear the shark swam all the way from a secret lab in China making super sharks. Somehow thinking it's been engineered to be more dangerous makes me also confident that it's harmless and no precautions need to be taken.

-If you inject hot sauce then your blood will be too spicy for the shark to eat.

-I'm still going to have my annual "throw chum in the water" swim party to show just how overblown this whole thing is.

Sync is the reason I left Reddit and joined Lemmy!

That said, the new pricing options scared me away (you can't tag users unless you get the super expensive one? Why? I used to be able to on the Reddit app) so I've been using Jerboa. It's not as good as Sync (maybe 80% as good, for my purposes at least), but it's free and getting better all the time.

The details around the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand really jump the shark. Must've been a drug-fueled writing session on that one

Is a "we don't call 911" sign a real thing in America?

What's with the scribbles over the comic?

Why does the sign flip?