Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!
Sun(looks more like some religious symbol) over the kennel, stinky bread and burning ass? I've seen worse.
Somalia representatives: Eh? We came to talk about piracy, not about customers' rights!
So Kansas really believes in 300 billion? They believe that Trump will give anyone money? I suggest to rename Kansas in Dumbass when they get tired of being called Iran.
People do not hate glasses. All that hatred exists only in small hysteria bubble. Put a $100 price on them and in a few days half of people would use them.
Hates? No. Not even near. Just cannot afford.
... 15 bunkers and a dozen NATO generals.
Konashenkov (not sure about name, I haven't heard about him lately) isn't here but Konashenkov-style reports are still in produce.
Yes, only already rich should have an ability to use capital. Peons should be stripped of even theoretical possibility to get any capital-tier sum. Only gas and bread money.
Trump: but they have learned to kiss my ass perfectly well!
No, it is not. It is a normal state of things from now on.
Phone? No. But the CEO's yacht is.