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We should give the algae $300 billion
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algaeda
Al-Gayda
It’s how gay that algae is that makes it extra evil
First the frogs now the algae 😞
He wasn't kidding about the swamp.
Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!
That!
It was just a matter of crowdsourcing it a bit, until somebody came out with a more practical solution than aluminum sulfate.
The emus seem a bit redundant
Honestly, throwing money in the pond would probably work. Specifically pennies. Dissolve enough copper and you'll have a vivid blue reflecting pool that also happens to be toxic to algae (and most other life forms).
Pennies are now made of zinc.
But Trump stopped the creation of more pennies
Grab em by the flaggella
Admin! Right here, admin!! I found another one of them flagella grabbers. And he seems proud of it too 🤮
ADMIN! I feel unsafe in this pool with that flagellite! All grabbing flagella and talking about it.
What you do in your own houseboat with your own algae, i don't care. Just don't wave it around in public and don't expect me to solemnize any kind of marriage to it.
Baby Jesus was crystal clear as mountain lake water about this! It's a SIN! Even in your room, Jesus WILL be WATCHING and JUDGING ✝️
yeah baby jesus is kinda freaky about flagella. don't know what happened to that kid.
His dad could be a real asshole sometimes
Someone might have grabbed his flagellas. You hear that all the time!
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Careful or he will nuke the algae
That... That could actually work though... 😶
I am not sure if it would or not. You might end up with more algae in a bigger hole.
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Until the algae comes back, having mutated into in some super algae that will thrive under those conditions. Then what?
We'll have Supertrump coming to the rescue? :)
And yes, autocorrect, Supertramp was a way better nickname, but nobody would've understood it 😉
I just watched the new Baki on Netflix this weekend and Trump is a character in it and one of the badass dudes makes him piss himself. It was fantastic. Except they called him Tranp.
Watching it next :))
excuse me i lived through Soul Train, Grand Funk Railroad, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and the Alan Parsons Project, which i believe was some sort of hovercraft. give me a little credit.
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The thin green line.
blue algae entered the chat
:: Now listen here you little sheit!! 😡 (starts shooting)
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How high up is that bridge? 30 feet?
To be fair, as someone who's fought algae for years, I can attest that it's fucking hard to do.
But I lost the battle for way less than 300 million dollars.
B
You dropped this.
B'million
Both are true regarding my battle with algae.
GIVE THIS CHILI DOG 300 BILLION MORE DOLLARS THERES A WAR ON
Ok, 300 Ba-million dollars
Is that northbound 101 out of San Luis Obispo?
Its highway 24 eastbound looking at the overpass of El Curtola Blvd. You can see Mt Diablo in the background.
37°53'52.0"N 122°05'10.8"W
If you look at the google street view it has a different message (you have to get close): "Dear Iran hes in Florida Love CA". They are there a lot.
It'd be environmentally catastrophic but I'd be kinda curious what happens if we dumped 300 billion worth of ammonia fertilizer into one part of the ocean as 'repirations to the algae' XKCD style.
It was those witches again. They cursed the national Mall to remain green until the unredacted Epstein files are released and the child rapists finally face justice.
wait it worked? i cast that one a year ago at spring equinox and thought it failed.
and blessed. any growth of nature is a blessing.
Algae survived the biggest disasters the planet ever has seen. Don't underestimate algae. It will be your death.
Allow me to introduce algae to 2026 and… Nazi trillioniares
Be my guest 👍
He’s winning the war against his diaper though
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