"Just be a YouTuber/streamer/influencer"

We started around 2.5 years, and followed the "Oh Crap!" potty training book. We went straight from diapers to nothing (no pull ups, even at night), and it took less than a week. The idea is to take a few days off where you can watch them constantly, go without pants, and catch their "cues" right before they go and run them to the potty. Once they are doing that consistently (usually after a day or so), add pants and repeat, but give them a chance to decide to go themselves. They won't want to go in their pants/on the floor. More than 1 or 2 accidents, go back to day one.

Sounds like you're close, but just need to be consistent and maybe do a bit of a reset, to make it clear that going in the potty isn't an optional, once in a while thing, but the only option going forward. Not sure about your day care situation, but the book recommends against pull ups as it feels just like a diaper, and makes it hard to be consistent.

Noah had 2 of each species in individual, appropriately salted fishbowls in his ark, duh

Dumb question I'm too lazy to Google - who decides the wording for these questions? It seems like it's always Republicans, no matter who is proposing the question

Oh man, the "quick call?"s are the worst

I am not familiar with the feature you're using, but an "expression" is just some code that evaluates to a value; in other words, it's the right side of the equals sign.

As a Wisconsinite, I've always been confused why it's considered "midwest". Wisconsin is in the eastern half of the US, and at the very top. Should be called the "midnorth"

Better spiders than mice

Replaced one teacher's desktop background with a screenshot of the desktop, then hid all the icons and minimized the taskbar.

Got admin access on one of the lab computers to install something needed for a class, and swapped out a bunch of the default Windows sound effects (login etc) with random other sound clips.

Torrented Flatout 2 onto one of the library computers and found out years later a bunch of kids were still playing it during lunch/recess

Kbin supports federating with both Lemmy (magazines) and Mastodon (microblogs), so just moving your account to Kbin and using their front end would be an option. I'm not sure if Lemmy plans to support pulling in Mastodon content long term

No, midwest.social hasn't defederated from either community (as far as I know) and you should continue to see and be able to interact with content from all 3. It's just that users on behaw won't be able to see/interact with content from lemmy.world and sh.itjust.works, and vice versa.