I'm not convinced that the onion isn't going to just start posting real news to see if anyone notices.

I'm struggling already....

I suppose next they will demand the "long form" birth certificate like they did with Obama. And then they will show it and it won't matter anyway.

So, no different than the first time?

Press [F] to pay respects the the dog who lived in a house down the street.

Does this surprise anyone? I doubt they even have concepts of a plan, because they don't give a fuck.

Wow, I didn't realize Liz Cheney was on the ballot.

Hold on, I'm getting some updates in my ear piece..... They're telling me Cheney wasn't on the ballot, and you're just making excuses to justify why you couldn't vote for Kamala knowing that the donvict would be worse in every possible way.

Dems may have dropped the ball, but it's still the voters fault for not voting. Anyone trying to blame the party for the choices of the people is just trying to deflect guilt for their shitty choices.

We all knew this would happen, and some of us even said as much only to be told it was the Dems responsibility to make you want to vote, and not your duty to vote in the best interests of the country. 88 million people thought this was ok instead of making time to vote for someone they didn't like. They are still to blame, because they made the choice to not participate and make their voices heard.

Buckle up buttercup, you got at least 4 years of us telling you that you should have fucking voted, and we told you so.

That's trivial to filter out at the server level though. Might waste a few minutes of time, but a competent admin would barely be annoyed.

A joke doesn't need to work on all 4 levels. Upon seeing this, I immediately caught the joke was an inversion, not a 1:1 comparison.

He got them dead eyes, like a dolls eyes....

Officially creating the brown shirts

they said "This is definitely an error and we will fix it fast"

I'm pretty sure that's literally what they always say.

Like, has a mainstream brainwashing platform ever admitted to making the change and owning up to it? As far as I can remember, these features keep accidentally getting thought up, coded and released into the production product.

I'm at the point where there is no benefit of the doubt, especially with malicious actors like Twitter and Facebook. If there isn't proof they didn't intend to release it (and you can't exactly prove a negative), it was on purpose.