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submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago

What? This doesn't belong here. The Onion community is for satirical comedy news stories.

This.....this is just a recap of recent events.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Yeah satire is hanging on by a thread these days

[-] helloworld55@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey at least comedians have plenty of material

[-] errer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Everyone is a comedian just by the mere act of reporting the news at it happens

[-] spooky2092 15 points 1 week ago

I'm not convinced that the onion isn't going to just start posting real news to see if anyone notices.

I'm struggling already....

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

May he die soon and painfully 🙏

[-] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

I don't want him to die soon. I want him to get locked in syndrome for a few years first. Let him have a preview of hell.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago

tfw the onion reports facts while MSM reports even more bullshit than ever

[-] Hackworth@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Could just say racist idiot. Poor onion, they can't create more bizarre topics than modern reality provides anymore.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

More crazy face images need to be circulated.

this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2025

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