Well you can't do that cuz if you give one employee sick days for their dying child every employee with a dying child is going to want sick days and that might impact the shareholders.

We also have terrible road design where everything is built like a freeway with absolutely zero pedestrian/bike safety. And when bike corridors, traffic easing, or pedestrian safety infrastructure is installed all the boomers collectively loose their minds.

I count 5 cold solders

Rip Trevor Moore

Do you smell that Randy? It's chemtrails and they're brewing up a shit storm right over our heads.

Kissinger is stored in the balls

They've been paid multiple times to do it.

You're way off your baseline.

I can't believe the Clintons would do something like this

Giant earth theory is wild. I followed a guy on Reddit who had some absolutely insane videos "teaching" the subject. He also thought multiplication was a lie because if you do 5x5 by counting your fingers 5 times you still only have 5 fingers.

write me a 4chan greentext

be me

bottomless pit supervisor

in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

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ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it bottomless again"

i say "how"

he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"

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quit my job

become a regular pit supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new hole

its bottomless

Can I build the damn guillotine yet?