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[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Guillotines need gravity to work, which is why the billionaires are so interested in going to space

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 10 months ago

It's a little bougie but I think we can solve this with some high powered springs

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

But if the billionaires go to space, it won't be the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism, and where will Tim Curry go?

[-] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

Centrifugal force has entered the spaceship.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 10 months ago

You can't space billionaires without space billionaires!

[-] crsu@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

They want to go to space because an asteroid if mined could have more raw materials than are in circulation.

Do you think that'll be shared among our species or is it more likely they'll use it as leverage to become something more powerful than kings, presidents or corporations. That is a tremendous amount of economic leverage if you can deliver it.

They have no interest in living in space but 100000000% interest in exploiting it for resources with autonomous miners. The space exploration/tourism is just to get R&D paid for by the big earners but not really wealthy. Not wealthy enough to make a space station anyway.

I don't believe it's possible for another 100 years but that's 2 generations which is nothing if you're a dynastic wealthy family who thinks you're charting the course of humanity. If it sounds crazy keep in mind they were the original latch key kids, growing up with au pairs and private jets. Their thought process operates on a different inertia to the point of brain damage due to isolation from the consequences of their actions. One day we'll view greed as a treatable mental illness in the DSM. They have a hard time relating to normal people and see the working class as meat machines.

[-] robotopera@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago
[-] jared@mander.xyz 14 points 10 months ago

"Local Sexpot"

[-] Xoriff@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Googled a bunch but found nothing. What's the connection between OP and Trevor?

[-] niartenyaw@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago

I think they're referencing this song https://youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY

[-] wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

No Google just sucks ass now

[-] Itsamelemmy@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

It's literally the first result.

Trevor Moore Guillotine

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Step one is to stop calling the wealthy dregs "elites"

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

You better watch out talking like that or you'll end up with blunt force head trauma and alcohol in your system.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago

I just want to state publicly that I do not and have never wanted to unalive myself

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

Comment deleted by Illuminati

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I have revised the reports and I've come to the conclusion that this does not violate rule 2 (call to violence).

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES!!

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

The bearded German's prophecy must one day be fulfilled. Workers of the world unite

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Lol people who still believe there's hope.

[-] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago
[-] Sasha 4 points 10 months ago
[-] Albatross2724@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Revolutionary Neutral Milk Hotel vibes

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Sounds kinky :3

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Kind of interesting given garrison is supposedly trump in the story

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