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Trump’s Eldest Sister Found Dead in Her Manhattan Home
(www.thedailybeast.com)
God misses again.
Only two left, odds getting better.
The sad part is that it could still be a very long time.
The upside is I will still be alive to pee on his grave.
I hope we both are. Date?
I’ll see you there!
I’ll have my dancing shoes on!
Please excuse me, but I'll be crashing this date in my party boots.
Can I DJ?
The louder the better!
In the words of the hardstyle of my late teens "make it fucking louuuuuuuud"
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I'm waering my party boots to this shindig as well.
He needs to live at least until he's convicted of trying to steal the election.
"I prefer sisters that don't die."
The wrong kid died!
I've gone smell blind!
when she retired amid a judicial conduct inquiry into her alleged involvement in possible tax fraud for her family.
Is there anyone in that family who isn't like the very worst of the Kennedys?
That’s an odd comparison. It’s more like “is there anyone in that family who isn’t like every other Trump?” They are all pieces of shit. No need to go outside their family to find worse examples.
Mary Trump, daughter of Fred Trump Jr., seems to have her head on straight.
I can't believe the Clintons would do something like this
When I saw her name was Maryanne I was worried that she was "the good Trump," Mary, who has been very outspoken about her disdain for Donald. It appears that it wasn't.
clicked into comments to ascertain the same information
She getting buried at his (totally not a) house for another tax break or some shit too?
No. He doesn't have any more top secret documents to hide.
Just give it time
These Trumps always have the best hair dews. You can tell it runs in the family.
It's hairdo not dew.
I believe in this case hairdew is just fine
More like hairdon't.
Well, that doesn't look good for Trump's longevity past 87...
Gives him less than a decade left, depending on how you interpret genetics and environmental research effects on overall lifespan.
Honestly I’m pretty shocked that someone who treats their body that shittily has made it this far.
Dude is way overweight, eats 4 sandwiches from McDonald’s in one sitting on a regular basis, thinks exercise is bad for you, is probably on stimulants, and reportedly doesn’t sleep much.
Dude’s like the Keith Richards of being a piece of shit.
Doesn't drink and doesn't have a care in the world (no stress).
I think he cares a lot about things that don't matter. Despite all that orange makeup he still manages to get red in the face on a regular basis.
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Women usually outlive men by 10 years.
Any day now!
You're way off. On average women live longer than men by 5.8 years.
Rounded to the nearest decade, they were exactly right!
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Looks like another convenient delay for the Cheeto
DUUN DUN DUN DUN
I hope this won't derail Trump out of his wits, to do something (even more) drastic!
Thanks, Obama.
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