[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 31 points 3 weeks ago

The Fast and Furries

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago

Hyperion suggests that you do not think about the fact that this is only a digital reconstruction of your original body, which died the first time you respawned. Do NOT think about this!

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 51 points 6 months ago

Oh no, a leopard ate my face!

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 50 points 7 months ago

FFLAGK BIDEN

wat

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 40 points 9 months ago

There are still Kmarts??

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Dude (or dudette, or whatever),

You seriously have issues, really

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How about a meeting an hour after our daily standup and it's the CTO and CIO saying "ok is everyone on the call?"

I was telling myself "oh crap, the company is gonna shut down"

5 minutes later "So as of this very moment, everyone stop working. The company is officially closed as of this meeting."

We were a start up essentially. Made it almost 9 years with ups and downs. This all happened at the end of July. At least got 3 month severance and insurance covered. I do start a new job Tuesday.

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

I love Mole, Shield and Road

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago

I believe it is cumulative.

50k first day

PLUS 100k next day (running total 150k)

PLUS 200k next day (running total 350k)

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Just deleted mine after seeing this. My reason for leaving comment: "Pee pee poo poo"

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy's wife

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

You had ONE job, Jared!

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