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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 235 points 7 months ago

Dumbass just has it upside down it's actually just LL:6

[-] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 51 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ah that make sense . These karma whores i tell ya.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 7 months ago

That's why you should always include a banana in the picture. Then we can tell if the clock is right side up in relation to the banana.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago
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[-] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 months ago

In was looking for a small space heater for the bathroom because it gets so cold in the morning. There was one that was a plug in into the outlet kinda like a night light, and had a temperature display. There was a one star review along the lines of

This thing is garbage! It just keeps saying nonsense like 9L! Needs better instructions!

I flipped the photo upside down and...

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[-] nicerdicer@feddit.de 153 points 7 months ago

You Americans with your imperial system. 9:77 o'clock is 10:17 in metric. /s

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago

I see the s, but you have it backwards. 9:77 is clearly metric time, with 100 minutes per hour...

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago
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[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

OP said Kmart, Kmart is dead in the USA, so the buyer is probably Australian or New Zealander.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 7 months ago

or it's a tweet from 10+ years ago

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[-] indepndnt@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Also the clock says it's 17 degrees Celsius, although to be fair I think it's established that the clock is unreliable.

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[-] Michal@programming.dev 69 points 7 months ago

Clearly it's set to metric time

[-] Darken@reddthat.com 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

9.7 kiloseconds for my metric friends

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[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 59 points 7 months ago

What are the laws in the US regarding this? In Germany, this clock is clearly defective and must be repaired or replaced or refunded by the vendor at no additional charge.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

I don't know if there are laws about it but most places will let you return for store credit at least.

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[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago

That clock obviously runs on military time. Easy mistake to make.

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 40 points 7 months ago
[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Yes. Theres still a few surviving stores in America.

and there is a KMart in Australia that is totally unconnected to the other Kmarts that.. I believe is still doing well? Not sure, not aussie.

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 18 points 7 months ago

Kmart here is still doing well.

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 36 points 7 months ago

This broken clock never right once!

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 33 points 7 months ago

This clock is clearly using the galactic alphabet. Buyer should have looked before buying.

[-] rem26_art@kbin.social 32 points 7 months ago

always check the packaging to make sure you're buying a clock that's base 60. Especially from Kmart

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[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 29 points 7 months ago

Money exchanged hands though, so it accomplished its purpose (of tricking the buyer). :-(

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[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago
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[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 25 points 7 months ago

I hate it so much when people say or write "the wife". Riles me up

[-] Ross_audio@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

Like it or not "the wife" was a change in language seen as progressive not too long ago because it recognises that a man doesn't own a woman.

What would you prefer "my wife" implying ownership. "A wife" implying a non specific wife of anyone.

Or they name them on social media to avoid mentioning their marital status and ignoring their relationship to them.

I'm genuinely curious how this person should, in your view, refer to the person they've married.

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 45 points 7 months ago

My wife is absolutely fine in my books. The same way you can say my friend or my acquaintance or what have you, you can say my spouse/wife/husband/whatever without implying any sort of ownership. My view might be skewed being an ESL, but the same applies to German, Russian, Ukrainian, French, for example, which I speak too. I've never heard people complaining over those usages

[-] Ross_audio@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I say either my wife, or the wife is fine.

I've just stated the reason "the wife" exists at all is a reaction against historical patriarchal language.

I've heard different people complain about both and they were always insufferable people trying to nit pick the conversation into a boring place.

Like you!

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 34 points 7 months ago

"my dad"

I do not own him. Wtf is that argument?? It's not a descriptor of ownership but relation.

[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago

"No he can't be YOUR dad, he's MY neighbor"
This whole thread's logic is whack.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Right? It is almost like "my" is a word which denotes association as well as ownership. Naw that can't be right.

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[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago

"My" can, but certainly doesn't always imply ownership. It implies that the qualifier for person B in the sentence is applied to their relationship to me, person A.

My banker, my hairdresser, my dentist, my accountant, my contractor, my neighbor, my boss, my elected official, etc.

Probably not at all on you, here, but this is a good example of "exaggerated progressivism" or fake-woke/politically correct speech. It weakens the credibility of the progressive movement and gives conservatives silly exaggerations to point to and mock, when this kind of stuff emerges.

Just my 2 cents!

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

My banker, my hairdresser, my dentist, my accountant, my contractor, my neighbor, my boss, my elected official, etc.

Why do you have slaves? /s

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

I prefer the ole ball and chain. /s

[-] Gregorech@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The minister of war and finance.

[-] blipcast@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

When I read "the wife", I read it as this. It feels impersonal, like you are intentionally distancing yourself from your spouse. Like, why would you do that unless you are literally Al Bundy?

[-] moody@lemmings.world 11 points 7 months ago

The ole battle axe

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 15 points 7 months ago

"My mother" = I own my mother

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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

I don't know if "my" always means owning the noun it could mean co-owning the relationship. If I say "my partner" or "my kids" or "my job" I don't think most people think I am a slave owner who somehow has an unbreakable contract with work.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Ah fine. The "old lady"

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[-] kuneho@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago
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[-] prex@aussie.zone 17 points 7 months ago

That's obviously Fri Apr 24 1970 02:22:39 GMT+0000 in Unix time.

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

It's upside down. The time is LL:6.

[-] indepndnt@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

All y'all guessing this is Australia are correct, dude's got it listed on his profile. https://twitter.com/Sheeds1984 This is also his pinned tweet, he's probably enjoying the fame.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

The clock in my car says that the year is 2165. Sometimes it corrects itself to the right year after a while, sometimes it doesn't. 🤷‍♀️

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