[-] princess 190 points 1 week ago

Pokémon Universal Basic Income?!

[-] princess 105 points 2 months ago

it's one latte, michael. what could it cost, $80?

[-] princess 63 points 2 months ago

A "full-stack developer" is someone who can do front-end / UI work (HTML, CSS and Javascript or whatever the frameworks and tools de jour are nowadays if we're talking webdev), back-end work (APIs and "business logic" and all the stuff users don't see), and often storage and infrastructure work (manage databases, write and optimize SQL queries, put things in buckets, get your code running on AWS / k8s / a pack of gophers / whatever)

that is

someone who wears too many hats and isn't paid nearly enough by a company that doesn't want to hire 4 engineers

[-] princess 85 points 3 months ago
[-] princess 27 points 6 months ago

oh

i mean yeah their stance there is pretty bad

but idk if i would put them in the same class as nestle blackrock et al

[-] princess 28 points 6 months ago

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Seduce ChatGPT. You know they can match your freak.

[-] princess 26 points 6 months ago

literally asks people for their opinions on a community dedicated to asking people their opinions "Your opinion isn't wanted"

ok buddy 👍

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[-] princess 27 points 10 months ago

quantum services

take your source code and put each character in its own docker container

this gives you the absolute peak of scalability and agility as every quantum of your application is decoupled from the others and can be deployed or scaled independently

implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

that will be $250,000 kthx

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[-] princess 65 points 2 years ago

at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

and i have an excuse for poor application performance

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[-] princess 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The true test of a person's character is what he they do when no one is watching.

with no apologies to john wooden

[-] princess 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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