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[-] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

OP: roll for perception

Half this thread (rolls 1): What's this Boomer shit??

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

ate the gardenhose

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago

What the fuck is a conker? Wrong answers only.

[-] princess 46 points 2 days ago
[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Not cool posting this. He's obviously having a bad fur day.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 2 days ago

nah, he's live and reloaded

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That flower with melons though

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Fur yourself.

[-] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

The only correct answer

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

It's what you played when you didn't have "online". Sure make your hands sore though.

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[-] princess 7 points 2 days ago

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

shit hare if you regret

[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

He’s clearly better than everyone who “has online”

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago

Ok boomer. I also drank from a hose, but it’s not my identity. Go wither away in an old folks home, you republican-voting fuck.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

He did explain the reason. Garden hose.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 2 days ago

What? Bad chemicals no hurt, him brain fine 🤪

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

Yeah, drinking from the garden hose, with phthalates, polyvinyl chloride, bisphenol A, lead, cadmium, etc turned out to not be such a good idea. Childhood memories, when they were good, sure. And don't poison yourself, or your kids, or your garden especially if you intend to eat from it. But really never, because you won't survive forever, and others will have to clean up the mess.

https://toxicfreefuture.org/blog/new-study-finds-hazardous-chemicals-in-garden-hoses/

https://ercweb.com/tips/show/read-this-before-you-drink-from-that-garden-hose

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Spoken like someone who never played conkers.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

Have you ever had conch salad?

[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Sounds like you've never fought your teacher outside.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

Nor have I drunk Pepsi!?! from a garden hose. What is this gibberish?

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

lmao this guy couldn't afford a pepsi hose

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Fun fact: hand sanitizer still doesn't work. There are many strains of nasty bugs that survive even high alcohol concentrations, let alone chemicals like benzalkonium chloride. There's a reason they have to put, "kills 99.x%"

Antibacterial soaps are banned in Europe because all they do is give germs the evolutionary pressure to get even better at surviving these chemicals.

[-] TheMightyCat@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago
[-] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Regardless of the marketing term "anti-bacterial" on the label, there are quite a few specific ingredients in this area that are banned in the EU but in wide use in the US.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It has some to do with evolutionary pressure but more to do with water, surfactants and friction in the right application works very very well for antimicrobial purposes and the addition of antibacterial chemicals is potentially harmful to you without benefit(this is why both Europe and the US largely banned triclosan soap). There's nothing we'd really lose by encouraging resistance to things like alcohol sanitizer which works for most things, though. That works in a different way. The metabolic demands to resist that would include things like spore forming. That doesn't just appear in a plasmid with some selective pressure like antimicrobial resistance.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

Ah, my favorite genre of post

[-] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Regardless of the term "anti-bacterial" on the label, there are quite a few specific ingredients in this area that are banned in the EU but in wide use in the US. Two of your links are to products in the UK also, which has totally different regulations from the rest of Europe

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[-] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Regardless of the marketing term "anti-bacterial" on the label, there are quite a few specific ingredients in this area that are banned in the EU but in wide use in the US.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You are repeating yourself. Third time now.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago
[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Doesn't make you sound any smarter.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The term "anti-bacterial" is a marketing term. It doesn't indicate anything about the specific ingredients in a product. For example, triclosan and benzalkonium chloride are banned in hand soaps in the EU but in wide use in the US. Products in both regions can be marketed as "anti-bacterial" but contain completely different ingredients. You're willfully ignoring what I first said while falling head over heels for product marketing and implying I'm the one who's not smart lmao

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Now read the original post and replies. Slowly.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Your complete lack of an argument doesn't make you sound any smarter

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[-] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

You sure seem dense

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

FDA has ruled triclosan as not recognized as safe back in 2016 and is currently deferring benzalkonium chloride.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

"Antibacterial" soaps aren't strictly banned in Europe, but many of the ingredients used in antibacterial soaps in the US are. Sorry these dense mfs giving you grief

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

for conkerpost agreed !

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