at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system
and i have an excuse for poor application performance
It's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5
What's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.
Can’t we dynamically link them?
Yet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”
One of those backdoors is in the front.
Thats the back backdoor
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
