[-] mokus 9 points 5 months ago

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[-] mokus 9 points 9 months ago

We’re setting up the “Mr Burns’ diseases” system. We’ll just have every constitutional crisis in existence all at once, and they’ll balance each other out! 🤦‍♀️

[-] mokus 8 points 10 months ago

Or cosmetic genital surgeries on intersex babies?

[-] mokus 8 points 1 year ago

The beer belly putsch

[-] mokus 9 points 1 year ago

Even if we do get a Brutus we’re still fucked, got it

[-] mokus 9 points 1 year ago

The tornado tourism industry is gonna be huge!

[-] mokus 9 points 1 year ago

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

[-] mokus 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

[-] mokus 8 points 1 year ago

We were all thinking it, but it takes an eldritch abomination to say it out loud

[-] mokus 9 points 2 years ago

My god it’s full of bees!

[-] mokus 8 points 2 years ago

A white with basalt? How gauche.

[-] mokus 9 points 2 years ago

Who believe horse dewormer is a cure

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