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[-] Bubs@lemmings.world 99 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] kambusha@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Spiders it is, then.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

This is an Applebee's, not an Outback Steakhouse

[-] DSTGU@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 years ago

[-] shrugs@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Source?

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I usually get my spiders from my basement.

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[-] Literati@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I can visualize this so clearly and it feels like a fever dream

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 74 points 2 years ago

Applebee's is a bar, so all bees served at Applebee's are technically, Bar Bees.

(Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services)

[-] Syd@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Oh Margot not only are you an incredible actress but a hilarious comedian! So cool we have a famous celebrity like you within the fediverse!

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

That's esteemed academy award nominated actress Margot Robbie to you!

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Finally. Thank you.

[-] Blahaj_Blast 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wife: what are you thinking about having?

Me: my ass ate out

Waiter:.... I'll give you some more time.

[+] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

There's a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick's and their motto for a while was "eat a bag of Dick's".

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be "We just want our sausage in your mouth." They voted it down because it was "too risqué."

[-] shrugs@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Here in Germany we had an ad for a "Tiefbauunternehmen" / "civil engineering company".

The German name translates to "deep building company". Their slogan: "Experten für untenrum" / "professionals for the parts down below".

I hope the translation works

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The translation works. Dick jokes are dick jokes.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

not necessarily a dick joke in English; sounds like they could handle whatever youve got and whatever you want accomplished with it.

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[-] tmyakal@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

When I was in high school, the girls' running team made shirts that said, "Fast girls have good times." It's been more than twenty years, and I still think about how funny that double-entendre is.

So, yeah, you would've sold a lot more weiners.

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's an awesome slogan. Fu- I mean "screw" prudes.

[-] shrugs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Wasn't it hooters that was later called butt fuckers in Idiocracy? I expect better from all of you

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The scene was for the burger chain Fudruckers where they kept misspelling the name

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[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I'll have the balls

[-] DNOS@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I Will have the bees

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Have any been spotted?

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago

Bees!

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

Haven't had bees, but crickets are pretty good once you get over the initial mental hurdle. Kinda crunchy and earthy.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

I had salt and vinegar crickets. They were good, as long as you didn't try to savor them.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

I had mine in taco form. Spiced with cumin and probably fried, they were good when the legs weren't getting stuck in my teeth, haha

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I had some salted chocolate covered ones years back, that was a whole delight.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Ohhh, nice! I love salt with chocolate, mole is a great treat too.

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[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Careful, you might trigger a conservative.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Why are conservatives what come to mind when you hear of salt and vinegar crickets?

[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://www.npr.org/2023/03/31/1167550482/how-a-conspiracy-theory-about-eating-bugs-made-its-way-to-international-politics

https://www.independent.co.uk/indy-eats/edible-insects-conspiracy-bugs-b2216024.html

https://newrepublic.com/article/171781/meat-culture-war-crickets

etc.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I've seen this kind of thinking, but I still just think about the time I ate crickets.

[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I've just noticed that any time anyone ever brings up eating insects, or making flour out of insects, on the internet, some right wing dumbass reveals themself. Maybe lemmy is different, but I've seen that here too.

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[-] andrew_s@piefed.social 22 points 2 years ago

"So the choice is ... or bees?" (which is two Eddie Izzard references in one)

[-] HowShouldIKnow@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I'll have the chicken

[-] mokus 9 points 2 years ago

My god it’s full of bees!

[-] Emptiness@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I'll have the chicken then.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

This one would be funnier if it said slightly less.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The real solution is to not go to Applebee's and make your own frozen food at home.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.

[-] Ludrol@szmer.info 3 points 2 years ago

Cooked in 1000°C

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