This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

Homer tells Barney he’ll strangle Bart if CPS responds to Ned’s call

1. Job security
2. its not COBOL

Epic rap battles of capitalism

I misread and now I want to see Morgan Freeman as Frodo

No but fr have you tried being left handed?

Your cpu: made of transistors. My cpu: made by trans sisters.

WTF? She probably has more fans than the NFL and these morons think she’s getting signal boosted?

Obviously this is a psyop to boost awareness that the Chiefs exist.

Until you cook them. Then they’re purple-ly clear.