[-] mokus 49 points 2 months ago

This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

[-] mokus 91 points 2 months ago

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

[-] mokus 61 points 3 months ago

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

[-] mokus 101 points 4 months ago

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

[-] mokus 30 points 7 months ago

Homer tells Barney he’ll strangle Bart if CPS responds to Ned’s call

[-] mokus 56 points 8 months ago
  1. Job security
  2. its not COBOL
[-] mokus 40 points 8 months ago

Epic rap battles of capitalism

[-] mokus 53 points 9 months ago

I misread and now I want to see Morgan Freeman as Frodo

[-] mokus 51 points 10 months ago

No but fr have you tried being left handed?

[-] mokus 50 points 10 months ago

Your cpu: made of transistors. My cpu: made by trans sisters.

[-] mokus 66 points 10 months ago

WTF? She probably has more fans than the NFL and these morons think she’s getting signal boosted?

Obviously this is a psyop to boost awareness that the Chiefs exist.

[-] mokus 32 points 11 months ago

Until you cook them. Then they’re purple-ly clear.

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