All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

Easy - declare that kids of illegal immigrants aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US, then the 14th amendment doesn’t apply!

Of course you’d probably still need legislation to do that, if not an amendment.

I think he wants us to shit ourselves in public about this stuff so he can mock us, but the grandiose gestures he’s throwing around right now are mostly just laughably stupid. I’m still preparing for the shitstorm but I don’t think the big noises he’s making now are telegraphing the real plays.

SMH all these lefttrenders

When future generations (of alien colonists on our dead world) update the story of Cassandra, the main character will be changed to Bernie

The beer belly putsch

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

1. Job security
2. its not COBOL

I misread and now I want to see Morgan Freeman as Frodo

No but fr have you tried being left handed?

Your cpu: made of transistors. My cpu: made by trans sisters.

WTF? She probably has more fans than the NFL and these morons think she’s getting signal boosted?

Obviously this is a psyop to boost awareness that the Chiefs exist.