They're eating the tribbles, they're eating the Alpha 177 Canines.

That's nice

That's funny. That guy kind of looks like Tony Hawk. I wonder if he ever gets told that.

I had these in a few houses in Germany. I call them trophy shelf toilets.

Revved up like a douche...

Looks like the lab results weren't good

Never let a good tragedy go to waste

My hospital once have us all savemart gift cards and the value was reflected in our paychecks. My gift card was empty when I went to use it...

I know a guy who was involved in some of those "experiments" and spent a considerable amount of time and money on them. He still is very adamant that it just proves that there is some other unknown confounding variable that just proves that the experiment was valid and that the designers of the flat earth already expected the experiments. It's really depressing. I used to really respect him when I was younger.

Oooh boy, let me introduce you to the joy that is pediatric dentistry. I perform anesthesia at some peds dental places. Not unheard of to put full crowns or multiple extractions on kids under 3. I'm talking like at least one a day is that bad.

Me 2023: what's your favorite pikichu, son? The fire lizard one?

A soup can.