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[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 82 points 10 months ago

âś… Lawn

âś… Driveway that fits two cars

âś… Two baths

âś… Not sharing walls with neighbor

[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 42 points 10 months ago

That driveway does not fit two cars

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 36 points 10 months ago

One of them in the pic has two cars. Of course, the ass is sticking into the road a bit but ehhhh it counts.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

In a lot of places you can get a ticket for blocking the sidewalk.

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago

I’m thinking sidewalks aren’t being used much, if at all, in this fine Texas community.

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[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 70 points 10 months ago

To me, a european, those urban areas packed with the same house over and over again always seem so depressing and boring. Is there any variety or does it look like this for ~~kilometers~~ miles?

[-] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Variety is against the HOA, you don't want to go against the HOA.

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

HOAs should be a thing of the past.

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[-] kautau@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I agree, and these houses look way too small and overpriced for a comfortable family setting, but stating that identical homes packed next to each other is purely an American thing is disingenuous. It’s a byproduct of capitalism, which supersedes national borders

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

In Chicago there is one block just north of Wrigley Field that was a demo for a planned community decades ago. Each of the 10 or so connected houses on one side of the street are all different. The opposite side of the street is identical, but mirrored. That means the northernmost house on the west side of the street is identical to the southernmost house on the east side of the street. The effect is that it looks like a very unique and natural community in spite of being completely planned and regimented.

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[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Not only is it boring, it's made in the shittiest way possible. It's the American way, after all. You want properly installed outlets? What are you, some sort of royalty or something? Properly sealed windows? Look at Mrs. Moneybags over here. The siding is falling off the house? What did you expect from a $350k home?

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[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 62 points 10 months ago

What a poor use of land and space for housing. Why not increase density with at a minimum a duplex or triplex? This is ridiculous.

[-] eek2121@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago

A lot of people don’t want to share walls.

“Hey uh, I have 3 loud kids and a wife who is loud during sex. Wanna be my neighbor?”

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 56 points 10 months ago

Then maybe develop the concept of a brick wall and social skills.

These types of houses won't protect you from noise. You're never more than 5m away from your neighbors and only separated by cardboard. You will hear them.

I'm currently living in an apartment building from 1910 or so, made from proper bricks. Hardly ever even notice that I have neighbors.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Can confirm. I currently live in the suburbs, with a fairly wide lot (100ft). In the warm months, there is almost never a moment of daylight where I can't hear lawn equipment (lawnmowers, leaf blowers, etc). And my house is well-built and sealed properly. For some reason, everyone thinks they need a giant riding mower or an enormous gas-powered leaf blower. There are lawn service contractors parked on the road almost all the time. The winter months aren't as bad, but snow blowers are out at the slightest hint of snow.

I had a much quieter experience when I lived in an apartment building. It's anecdotal, but it makes sense once you've lived in both.

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[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

What about neighbors who mow their own way 8am on a Sunday with their kids running around and screaming outside or their teenager blasting loud music out their bedroom window or every neighbor using some kind of noisy power tool because there's always someone doing renovations of some kind?

It's not because you live in a separate house that you will automatically have peace and quiet.

[-] VelociCatTurd@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Yeah man not just that, but if the neighbor has a bug problem, great now I have a bug problem.

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 14 points 10 months ago

A lot of people have very narrow lived experiences, but are happy to talk about imagined experiences.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

Exactly. If I'm working nights and need to use power tools in my home? No problem. In an apartment? Good luck

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[-] akilou@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

Not to mention half of the lot and interior square footage is dedicated to a car.

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[-] netburnr@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

Why would you want 2 baths for a single bedroom house....

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago

Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.

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[-] kd45@lemm.ee 44 points 10 months ago

60m2 for people who don’t know yee haw units

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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

What's the use of having 2 bathrooms when there is only 1 bedroom?

[-] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 months ago

If one half of a couple has IBS, a second bathroom is a necessity

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[-] Kolrami@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  1. If you're a couple, you can both use a toilet at the same time.

  2. If you live alone you might want a separate bathroom for guests. The second one is possibly a half bathroom.

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[-] Sekrayray@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

You can’t buy a shed for that price where I live. An apartment of that size would be $2500+ per month.

I don’t want this to be the future but it’s better than a future where no one can buy anything at all.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Exactly. I saw the price and the sq ft. and I was like, damn, I wish that wasn't in Texas.

I fucking hate the real estate market where I live. So do all my roommates.

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[-] neocamel@lemmy.studio 35 points 10 months ago

What is amazing is that people would rather live like this, and have four feet of grass between them and their neighbors, than in a place twice as big with a shared wall...

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[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

"Listen, you're gonna live as the markets dictate. The labour markets, the consumer markets... are you listening?"

*me, lighting the Molotov coctail*

Ah-huh. Continue.

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[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

US-americans: apartments suck, I want a single house

Also US-americans:

Meanwhile, in the civilised world:

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 months ago

The absolute state of American urban planning. Jesus.

[-] DharkStare@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

The houses are so close together and have so little yard I don't see why they didn't just turn them into townhouses.

[-] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Probably local planning restrictions, they're quite fucked up in the states.

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[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Honestly not a bad deal if you live alone. Make an offer for 130k and settle for 145k then get approved for a loan with APR around 5% and you could be making monthly payments under 600 USD for 20 years. That's a lot lower than rent, I'll tell you that, and you can get your equity back at the end when you move.

Only issue is the loan term, variable property value, and if you're actually buying the land or just the abode.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Not bad by today's horrid standards

Ftfy

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[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 16 points 10 months ago

That price makes no sense.

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[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 10 months ago

The second car in the bottom driveway is partly in the road. This first cat is either partly in a garage, or missing. The driveways are so close that there is no street parking. I have concerns about buses (think school, not public transit) and garbage day.

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Why 2 bath? What idiot came up with this?

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[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 10 months ago

I thought this was a farce. It is real

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

What the actual fuck is that?

It's like a fully detached apartment you can buy.

Honestly, I'd rather have one of those shipping container homes. Above that, I'll live in a fucking trailer park.

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 months ago

That's not terrible honestly. The price will vary widely depending on where it is. It seems like a good low maintenance place.

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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 months ago

people will complain about being forced to live in pods and then willingly live in places like this

[-] HauntedCupcake@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Willingly is a strong word when the housing market is so fucked

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[-] z00s@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Why would you need two bathrooms if you've only got one bedroom??

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[-] Pohl@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I mean my first house was a two bed, 1 bath 900sq ft cape code in a much cheaper market. I paid 100k for it in 2005.

Honestly that seems like a pretty good deal for a first home. If you can come up with 10% down you’ll be paying ~1500 a month. Refi when rates go down and you could be close to 1k/mo.

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