[-] hazl 2 points 6 days ago

Li shouldn't have to eat alone. Seeing this depiction of her eating alone makes me sad. And a bit panicked. Like I need to run to her and let her know that it's okay to eat. She can take as long as she likes, and have as much as she wants. Of course, if it were me, I'd hate having someone sit with me while I eat. I wouldn't want her to see that. My disgusting gluttony. So is this about me? Do I wish someone had run to me when I was shamefully eating by myself as a child, and told me it was okay and that I didn't need to rush?

You know sometimes the stupidest shit really hits me like a freight train.

[-] hazl 5 points 6 days ago

I would prefer a "this isn't America" button.

[-] hazl 4 points 6 days ago

Thank you for creating relatable content. 💙

[-] hazl 67 points 1 month ago

These cat treats are essentially little nuggets of animal digest which, while not necessarily unhealthy in moderate quantities, are clearly addictive to a lot of cats. A web search for "my cat is addicted to Temptations" will show that my experience was not unique.

My parents give their cats Temptations. While I was living with them, they would give them to my cat too. My cat, who had previously had a pretty normal attraction to food, became transfixed on the pantry where he knew the Temptations were stored. He was no longer interested in my company, and only sought me out so he could lure me to the kitchen where he would sit and stare at that closed pantry door. When I opened it, he'd start yowling and fighting to get inside. Sometimes he would even attack my leg if I tried leaving the kitchen without giving him a Temptation. It was shocking and upsetting to see my sweet, gentle little cat acting this way. I'd known this cat for 5 or so years at this point, and it completely changed his personality. He just didn't give a shit about anything but his next Temptation.

I established new rules for cat treats. They are not to be stored in open containers, they are not to be stored at cat height, and they are not to be fed to my cat. Ever. After a few weeks, his temperament returned to normal, but a mild fixation on that bottom shelf of the pantry lingered for much longer.

[-] hazl 40 points 1 month ago

Wanna know what it feels like to lose a loved one to an addiction to hard drugs? Get your cat some ~~Temptations~~ Dreamies!

No but really. Fuck these things.

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[-] hazl 68 points 2 months ago

He also said the company is focused on improving the service itself.

Cool afterthought, bro. Something to look into once you've dialed in the right amount of "aggressive language".

[-] hazl 36 points 2 months ago

what did you do this morning?

I... don't know. I don't even know what I'm doing here now.

remember that dog that followed us around at the beach on our family holiday in 1997?

Bensley! He was a cutie.

[-] hazl 39 points 3 months ago

This doesn't seem like an important distinction.

[-] hazl 81 points 3 months ago

It looks like you don't have a personality yet. Would you like to use AI to generate one for you? Honestly, why are you even trying to date at that point?

[-] hazl 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They're releasing all the source code and assets for the community to pick up though, right? So that it's not a shitload of wasted time and effort?

[-] hazl 53 points 3 months ago

Maximise your RTX performance with this one crazy hack!

Ray traced reflections: on
Ray traced everything else: off

[-] hazl 120 points 4 months ago

Snow–free roads seem like a beneficial thing for most modes of transport though.

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