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[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 33 points 7 months ago

please tag as nsfw

[-] glizzyguzzler 60 points 7 months ago

Furiously masturbating on a train too, I see

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

If only. I was in the security queue at the airport. Please send bail money.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 16 points 7 months ago

It's not Oglaf, but sure, there you go: tagged

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 7 months ago

what's Olaf

don't answer

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 7 months ago

Oglaf.com

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 7 months ago

aaaaasaaas

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 31 points 7 months ago

America a bottom, but that's obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

America's asshole is a thousand miles away from its penis. That's weird.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 6 points 7 months ago

The entire east coast is the taint

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Rather humid over there. Makes sense.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

They know

[-] violetraven 1 points 7 months ago

Explains New Jersey

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Then Washington State is the Frontal Lobe 😎💪

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it's right there where it should be...

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

But Trump should be the asshole

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Texas is America's tits 😢

[-] Narauko@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

America is a power bottom, and proud of it.

[-] Gormadt 16 points 7 months ago

Damn Canada's got that barbed dick

Kinky

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I am scared of Canada now.

[-] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago

No need to be scared. It's a loving relationship.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

the big spoon

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Canada is just soooo big 😩

[-] loops@beehaw.org 13 points 7 months ago

Oh my god... putting my Toronto so far up your Detroit feels so good. You like it too... your Miami is so hard.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Doing it across the 49th Parallel

[-] passepartout@feddit.de 11 points 7 months ago

Is that Florida in your atlantic ocean or are you just happy to see me?

[-] f5xs_bhw0a@beehaw.org 11 points 7 months ago

Welcome to the CUM zone

Canada USA Mexico

[-] loops@beehaw.org 1 points 7 months ago

The CUM trade zone is set to grow 22% this year.

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 2 points 7 months ago

That doesn't sound right

Can we call it a swap zone instead?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Any Canadians want to help me recreate this geography? 🥺

👉👈

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Europe was watching and got a raging Italy.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Cuba is the precum

[-] manucode@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?

[-] Ranger 2 points 7 months ago

Alaska also has something for Canada.

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