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[-] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

This is why they are also tell you the license plate number.

I don't need to know what a Honda Whatever looks like to know that if the licence plate and my app both say "ABC123", that's my uber.

My uber is a white Toyota camry? So helpful, there definitely aren't 7 of them parked outside the club each waiting for their uber rider and or kidnap victim.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

the model, and especially the colour, are good ways to narrow down what youre looking for at a glance. then check the license plate.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know my colors, so I just stop every car I see and read the license plate

[-] Lun0tic@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I feel like I get the joke, but I'd like it explained in hopes that it's better than what I think it is.

[-] glizzyguzzler 63 points 1 year ago

You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

I need some sort of school English translation of that

[-] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

I'm certain you understand, you are intoxicated, departing from the entertainment establishment before it closes, and you are responsible so you take it's upon yourself to secure safe, sober transport home. The application you use to order the ride informs you that your designated driver will arrive in a "Kia Chevy Juke". Despite being absolutely incapable of clear thought, you, or another member of your party is trying very hard to ensure you all enter the correct vehicle to avoid potential danger from nefarious individuals. Also, you have chosen to partake in this activity in a cold time of year, and as it is 4 o'clock in the morning, you are all quite cold.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

This was very clear. Thanks friend

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But what if someone's dissin' ya fly girl?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

give em one o THESE

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

https://youtu.be/3sH95YrJKEI?si=pO_Jk8USv7OnWRiA

[-] ben_dover@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Do people really talk like this?

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yes. The Tower of Babel ain't done with us yet.

[-] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

The joke is trying to id an Uber

[-] summerof69@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Do they put incorrect car names?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

People just don't know what they look like

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

It’s like the Mercedez Audi Malibu

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 points 1 year ago

While swiping their Android iPhone 20

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago

The thing is when you get out at 4 pm to wait a bit for the first buses. Forget about cars.

[-] Tebbie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Serena in the back freezing when the others are just looking cool. Funny screen cap.

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago

I haven't used uber or any similar app that much, but the times I have they all have pictures of the car right there so you can easily identify them.

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