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fri night rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by glizzyguzzler to c/196
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[-] glizzyguzzler 63 points 1 year ago

You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

I need some sort of school English translation of that

[-] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

I'm certain you understand, you are intoxicated, departing from the entertainment establishment before it closes, and you are responsible so you take it's upon yourself to secure safe, sober transport home. The application you use to order the ride informs you that your designated driver will arrive in a "Kia Chevy Juke". Despite being absolutely incapable of clear thought, you, or another member of your party is trying very hard to ensure you all enter the correct vehicle to avoid potential danger from nefarious individuals. Also, you have chosen to partake in this activity in a cold time of year, and as it is 4 o'clock in the morning, you are all quite cold.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

This was very clear. Thanks friend

[-] ben_dover@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Do people really talk like this?

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yes. The Tower of Babel ain't done with us yet.

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