I am an agent of one of the headquarters of the Illuminati organizations, but you can call me the fediverse chick!
You are simply description and so have been provided with a rank of Register in the illuminati, what's hard to understand?
Also, this is a secret organization, I didn't think someone as description as you would post about it openly
hello its us the illuminati. Yes, the entire organization are currently sitting in a pool party inviting you to our secret society. We can control everything from up to large governments all the way to you. Yes you, see now you're breathing manually. Now you're also blinking manually. Now you're smiling. Is this a coincidence? No.
We are inviting you a chance to partake in our society. If you're interested, all you need to do is draw a pentagram using cow blood, light a candle in its center and follow the next steps from the summoned devil.
(vegans can substitute blood with %100 pomegranate juice, do not substitute with different animal/juice as it may lead to summoning other entities, we the illuminati are not responsible any way if this occurs)
No one ever asks me to join the Illuminati. ๐
Maybe you'd like to join me for some Lou Malnati's?
I know. I feel so lucky I was chosen to help lead the world shadow government. It truly is an honor.
I think they forgot to tell you that you aren't supposed to talk about it. You're not very good at the "shadowy" part.
Woah woah woah. Slow down, there. You weren't selected to lead, just to join. You gotta work your way up!
No one ever asks me
FOMO?
I never get paid in gum...
It makes me cringe to think that many people have egos large enough that this would work to scam them out of the inevitable registration fee that will be asked for over whatsapp.
Hi, this is your friendly neighborhood Nigerian Prince. Pls send me 100 bitcoinz, and when I secure my kingdom, I will repay you 10x in kind.
they see something great in you, but can't tell if you're a doctor or a pilot?
They go by vibes not on facts.
I am even better I am retired and have no real skills.
First day on the internet?
I can tell it is not your first day being a smart ass.
It is a valid question. I don't understand the punt of this post. If you already know it's a scam then you made a post waiting for people to tell you what you already knew. If you didn't know it was a scam, then you were expecting us to go "yeah, that is the well known real illuminati account, lucky you" which is naive at best.
Pre edit: I have to do some spell checking but if I stop writing this reply to check it now, I'll lose the post and the comment, so I'll post as is and fix later. Sorry
I'm still waiting for the spell checking.
Sounds like the setup to a scam
I am sure it is. I did not expect it here so fast.
Guess you haven't been here for Nicole.
I seem to remember something about her thinking back to my old account.
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