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Naturally, it’s Ankylosaurus. Just look at this armoured tactical turtle and tell me you do not love this silly little guy!

Just wanting to eat his plants. Wanna gnaw on him? Tough luck, it hurts and you cannot crack that shell. Also, he will fucking break your kneecaps with his built-in hammer while you’re bothering him.

Spirit animal.

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[-] protist@mander.xyz 30 points 3 days ago

Therazinosaurus. What even is this thing? Look at this big pokey boi:

[-] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Mine as well, it is me as a dino.. a tall hervibore with long claws :P my spirit dinosaur if you will.

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I grew up with this even weirder reconstruction:

[-] four@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

For a second I thought you're saying that you grew up with this guy lol

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Yeah, we had a Spanish class together in 9th grade.

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[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

They're so doofy. I love them.

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[-] negativenull@piefed.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Camarasaurus, because I found a tooth of one while volunteering on a dig site

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[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Triceratops. The only thing wrong with rhinos are that they have too few horns and not enough armor plating.

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[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

I like the triceratops. Having three pointy bits makes it 50% more awesome than rhinos.

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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

There any love here for Icthyosaurus?

Just looks like a big derpy lemony shaped dolphin, with a snoot that 76% more boopable.

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Very awesome animals, but I don't think these are technically dinos.

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[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Your grandma

[-] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 11 points 3 days ago

Pachycephalosaurus the thick headed one

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The head knocking matches those things must have had within their species would have been insane! Like goats, only like, a hundred goats per goat.

Edit: Apparently, they were not that big, so maybe only like two handfuls of goats. Which is still a lot of goats.

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

enanthiornes, the "opposite birds" that are not related to the birds as we know it.

[-] sylveon 3 points 2 days ago

The peregrine falcon. Because it’s the fastest animal (that we know of)!

[-] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago

Quetzalcoatlus. Technically it isn't a dinosaur but that makes it - and me accordingly - even more special.

[-] diykeyboards@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Same. Giraffe-sized flying nightmare with the wingspan of a Cessna that can swallow you whole. Hell yeah.

[-] Endmaker@ani.social 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fantail. It is pretty cute.

birb (Fantail)

If it has to be extinct, then Deinonychus. It is like the Velociraptor, but is actually big enough to mean business.

[-] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

I have a few.

By far the frontrunner is Parasaurolophus. Hadrosaurs are cool, Lambeosaurid Hadrosaurs are cooler. Not to besmirch my boy Edmontosaurus tho. The biggest Hadrosaur is also on my list.

I am also a big fan of the Borealopelta. This is a Nodosaurid Ankylosaur, meaning it has shoulder spikes instead of a tail club. I like this guy because of the story of its discovery, as well as the fantastic display at the Royal Tyrrell Museum. Also helps that it's the most intact armored dino ever found.

Finally there is the Regaliceratops. Like a Triceratops, but with a super fun crown!

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

The lad with the thagomizer. Because of the thagomizer.

[-] Hazor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Stegosaurs! For those who don't know how the name came about, look it up if you'd like a chuckle.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Any dead one. They are f-ing dangerous.

Spinosaurus.

Because it stymies paleontologists seemingly every time one of them tries to figure it out.

[-] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Stegosaurus. Cant beat the classic. Though Iguanodon is close second.

[-] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

There is a company called Stego Industries that has a Stegosaurus as their logo. Sounds cool, right? Wrong! They are awful. They make plastic liners that go below concrete slabs, so under the whole building. STEGOSAURUS MEANS ROOF LIZARD!!! The only construction product worthy of the Stego name should be shingles >:[

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[-] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 2 days ago

Euoplocephalus, because I'm a hipster.

Honourable mention to anurognathus. Pterosaur rather than dinosaur, but so cute!

[-] KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Any of the Hadrosauridae. Probably Lambeosaurus, specifically for the cover to one of the Dinotopia paperbacks:

More recently it has been determined that hadrosaur likely walked most frequently on all fours, with a larger tail. Still amazing looking creatures (credit to Gabriel Ugueto for the art):

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 3 days ago

At this moment it is the stegosaurus. The tiny ass head, huge plates down the back, thunder thighs, and thagomizer named by a cartoonist is just awesome sauce.

Plus there are more millions of years between the stegosaurus and the tyrannosaurus than between the tyrannosaurus and humans.

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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Ankylosaurus is a strong contender. Really strong contender. But stegosaurus is still MVP.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Chicken ofc 🍗

[-] gilgameth@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

You gave the correct answer. Done.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Dinosaur? None really. But I really like the explosion of life in the Cambrian (give or take a little) period was like nature trying out all kinds of absolutely crazy shit just to see what worked. I really like just checking out the era, truly alien and bizarre. So no favorite dinosaur, but definitely an era.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Troodon. Little dudes that were thought to be smart, formed communities, had weird teeth, and have been the cause of multiple controversies over classification or existing at all. So, tiny trouble makers.

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[-] Hazor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Titanosaurs! 100+ feet long, 100+ tonnes. Imagine if a blue whale had legs and a long neck. And it walked around. We would be like mice to them, or insects to the largest ones.

[-] kurcatovium@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

When I was a kid I really liked allosaurus. Everyone knew and liked tyrannosaurus, which made him too mainstream. I also had a book with really cool visualisation of allosaurus which helped me to prefer this bad mf.

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[-] Trail@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Came here to say this. Glad you saved me the time to type it out.

Hmm but now I typed a longer response. Damnit.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Protoceratops because I am completely convinced they would be cool hanging out on the couch, playing fetch, and otherwise acting like a dinosaur house pet.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah, Ankylosaurus! That little doom wagon has been my favorite since I was a little kid!

Really surprised to see that he inspired the post to begin with, as most people don't know what it is!

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