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I work at a pet store where we frequently sell out of aquariums.
(sh.itjust.works)
Tank you!
Two perch are in a tank, the one driving says
"Can you smell bird?"
I was going to ask if it was because it's a low margin but big item in storage, but the I saw what community this was... Damn..
Brad Pitt'a voice in Snatch
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2025
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