No. Shit.

Random bullshit go!

You misspelled "absolutely".

They're really good too.

I'm kind of doing "multiple parallel dating", which certainly isn't swinging, so I call myself poly. But I've resisted joining formal "polycules" for exactly the reasons you cite in the final paragraph.

Hell how many Americans even remember what happened at Abu Ghraib? That got memory holed awfully quickly after pinning it all on one PFC.

This is not funny or cute in the slightest.

Oh I went to a Christian school, read it all, did the textual analysis of the different pentateuch authors, that stuff.

And what do Christians actually quote from all that? Shit from leviticus and romans about hating gay people. That's what matters.

And at weddings people read "love is kind..." before that Khalil Gibran poem about the temple columns.

Truly, contemporary Christians are receiving their reward.

Dude likes carcinogens, don't judge.

I call myself bi because I am attracted to many genders&body types but not all; a few combinations of gender expression and body features don't work for me.

The people I know who are pan say something like "I'm attracted to people's personalities and character, the body is irrelevant". While that's a pretty inspiring way to be, that ain't me.

There isn't really a good term for people like me that has a good etymology imo, but bi is closest.

I Xd an X on X.

X? You're Xing me.

No X!

I'm in my mid 40s and most men who can have these kind of thoughts have ended up being trans or queer.