Fwiw, as a fellow long time listener to ASMR and fan of good headphones, I think you're cool!

It's a joke about you being a hipster since you hopped on ASMR "before it was cool".

The full joke goes "Why did the Hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool."

I'll grant that it's contrarianism for its own sake. But I would disagree with the comparison.

The core value of expressing myself how I choose is being upheld by my (albeit asinine) contrarianism.

The core values of Punks on the other hand can not be boiled down to simple contrarianism or an "anti-mainstream" ideology. And frankly the "anti-woke" Conservative movement is damn near the polar opposite of Punk values. So co-opting the term "Punk" just to make Conservatism sound rebellious/edgy/cool undermines the point of both world views.

Also, being "anti-woke" sucks @$$, while not letting people tell me how to talk F*#ks hard.

100% agree.

I just have a chip on my shoulder about being made to speak in any particular way. So since I'm on Lemmy...

The reactions people on the internet have make me laugh.

Used to be that swearing asserted my right to free self expression. But now I live in bizzaro world, where self-censoring is considered "uncouth behavior", so I occasionally enjoy censoring my swears just to reassert my right to free self expression.

The fact the people get upset about it is kind of hilarious.

a minor waste of time

Why are people always asking me to play trivia with food. Come on man, can't I just have some?

Tell you what, you guess how much I want. If you said a handful, you are correct.

He had a good day

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

3x faster

Always has been