Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that's the only place my wife can't catch me.
I legit feel bad for people who can't enjoy porn with their significant other. The sex must be awful.
Oh he's selling help for quitting porn. Thats why it's on LinkedIn. Still weird af though
They’ve gentrified r/nofap
Always has been. It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture, very reminiscent of church run queer aa groups, but like, the kind where they wind up trying to get you to join because you enjoy socializing at gay bars.
Holy shit they did lol
Complicated way of saying:
"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."
That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.
W*ll a* le*st w* d*dn’t h*ve t* re*ad t*e w*rd p****.
Promoted, lol. I bet his wife just wanted to humiliate him and he accepted in a bid to save the marriage.
Good for him, but... Why on earth would anyone post that on LinkedIn?
Is this not a mocking meme with that adulterous couple (a ceo and HR manager) that got discovered at a Coldplay concert? It looks just like them to me but I’m faceblind so I might be wrong…?
He’s trying to scam ppl out of money. Why else does anyone post shit on LinkedIn?
and also pay for it to be Promoted
Either he's selling something, or his wife made him do it
Bro gooned out so hard it became a business opportunity 😂
So you're saying there's hope?
Just another grifter
Steven Wolt, Founder & CEO
Steve is an influential healthcare entrepreneur with a passion for breaking down barriers.
The mission at Valor Recovery is deeply personal to Steve given his recovery from sex and porn addiction. Courage and vulnerability have been his guiding light inspiring others to overcome shame and stigma to get the help they need.
Scamming guilty Christians out of money. Name a better grift.
Plenary Indulgence. Oh wait lol
Makes more sense now
He's selling his "services" for treating "sexual addiction"
Nothing solves a sexual addiction like an encounter with this man.
Founder of Valor Recovery
Wouldn't you rather hire a guy who you know ~~paid to tell people he~~ isn't cranking his hog to pictures of fat tiddies?
Depends on his reasoning. If it's to sexually repress himself for religious or pseudo science reasons then no I wouldn't.
THANK G*D YOU PROTECTED ME FROM THIS E**L WORD
Has to be a rage bait, there is no other way.
Yeah the self censoring is fucking crazy. We're on this platform to escape that bullshit, and then it still comes fucking back?
That's ass. The picture itself doesn't even censor the word.
That's ass.
That's arse, surely.
Don’t call me, Surely!!
is the # itself a censored tag?
Do you see a hashtag in the post as a social tag? original OP (on LinkedIn) did not include any. Just the image of a hashtag, and that's uncensored.
so censoring excludes this post from the tag chain too 🤷
THANK G!D YOU G*T THE J+KE IN A MEME C$MMUNITY!!!
what's funny about self-censoring?
The reactions people on the internet have make me laugh.
Used to be that swearing asserted my right to free self expression. But now I live in bizzaro world, where self-censoring is considered "uncouth behavior", so I occasionally enjoy censoring my swears just to reassert my right to free self expression.
The fact the people get upset about it is kind of hilarious.
It's considered stupid because it's catering to big Capitalism and their platforms like TikTok that mess with your views because you are using controversial words.
So it's expected to meet some resistance when you're on Lemmy.
100% agree.
I just have a chip on my shoulder about being made to speak in any particular way. So since I'm on Lemmy...
This is like those people who argue that it's really punk to be conservative, because "woke" is mainstream or something.
I'll grant that it's contrarianism for its own sake. But I would disagree with the comparison.
The core value of expressing myself how I choose is being upheld by my (albeit asinine) contrarianism.
The core values of Punks on the other hand can not be boiled down to simple contrarianism or an "anti-mainstream" ideology. And frankly the "anti-woke" Conservative movement is damn near the polar opposite of Punk values. So co-opting the term "Punk" just to make Conservatism sound rebellious/edgy/cool undermines the point of both world views.
Also, being "anti-woke" sucks @$$, while not letting people tell me how to talk F*#ks hard.
Great, now the rest of us will need to watch more porn to take up the slack. Porn’s not going to watch itself.
For every porn you don't watch, I'll watch twice as much.
Guy does not look happy.
Did his wife make him post this?
#p*rnsober
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