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[-] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 2 hours ago

Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that's the only place my wife can't catch me.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

I legit feel bad for people who can't enjoy porn with their significant other. The sex must be awful.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Oh he's selling help for quitting porn. Thats why it's on LinkedIn. Still weird af though

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 32 points 7 hours ago

They’ve gentrified r/nofap

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Always has been. It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture, very reminiscent of church run queer aa groups, but like, the kind where they wind up trying to get you to join because you enjoy socializing at gay bars.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 hours ago

Holy shit they did lol

[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago

Complicated way of saying:

"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."

That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.

[-] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

W*ll a* le*st w* d*dn’t h*ve t* re*ad t*e w*rd p****.

[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 20 points 9 hours ago

Promoted, lol. I bet his wife just wanted to humiliate him and he accepted in a bid to save the marriage.

[-] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 136 points 12 hours ago

Good for him, but... Why on earth would anyone post that on LinkedIn?

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Is this not a mocking meme with that adulterous couple (a ceo and HR manager) that got discovered at a Coldplay concert? It looks just like them to me but I’m faceblind so I might be wrong…?

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago

He’s trying to scam ppl out of money. Why else does anyone post shit on LinkedIn?

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 72 points 12 hours ago

and also pay for it to be Promoted

Either he's selling something, or his wife made him do it

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago

Bro gooned out so hard it became a business opportunity 😂

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 hours ago

So you're saying there's hope?

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 42 points 11 hours ago

Just another grifter

Steven Wolt, Founder & CEO

Steve is an influential healthcare entrepreneur with a passion for breaking down barriers.

The mission at Valor Recovery is deeply personal to Steve given his recovery from sex and porn addiction. Courage and vulnerability have been his guiding light inspiring others to overcome shame and stigma to get the help they need.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 hours ago

Scamming guilty Christians out of money. Name a better grift.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Plenary Indulgence. Oh wait lol

[-] PlasmaTrout@lemmy.wtf 18 points 10 hours ago

Makes more sense now

[-] JBar2@lemmy.world 51 points 11 hours ago

He's selling his "services" for treating "sexual addiction"

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 11 hours ago

Nothing solves a sexual addiction like an encounter with this man.

[-] dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io 14 points 11 hours ago

Founder of Valor Recovery

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 hours ago

Wouldn't you rather hire a guy who you know ~~paid to tell people he~~ isn't cranking his hog to pictures of fat tiddies?

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 8 hours ago

Depends on his reasoning. If it's to sexually repress himself for religious or pseudo science reasons then no I wouldn't.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago
[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

THANK G*D YOU PROTECTED ME FROM THIS E**L WORD

[-] timik_pipik@lemy.lol 1 points 3 hours ago

Has to be a rage bait, there is no other way.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 51 points 12 hours ago

Yeah the self censoring is fucking crazy. We're on this platform to escape that bullshit, and then it still comes fucking back?

That's ass. The picture itself doesn't even censor the word.

[-] lost@lemmy.wtf 20 points 12 hours ago

That's ass.

That's arse, surely.

[-] WizardofIs@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 hours ago

Don’t call me, Surely!!

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

is the # itself a censored tag?

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Do you see a hashtag in the post as a social tag? original OP (on LinkedIn) did not include any. Just the image of a hashtag, and that's uncensored.

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

so censoring excludes this post from the tag chain too 🤷

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

THANK G!D YOU G*T THE J+KE IN A MEME C$MMUNITY!!!

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

what's funny about self-censoring?

[-] doomcanoe@piefed.social 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The reactions people on the internet have make me laugh.

Used to be that swearing asserted my right to free self expression. But now I live in bizzaro world, where self-censoring is considered "uncouth behavior", so I occasionally enjoy censoring my swears just to reassert my right to free self expression.

The fact the people get upset about it is kind of hilarious.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

It's considered stupid because it's catering to big Capitalism and their platforms like TikTok that mess with your views because you are using controversial words.

So it's expected to meet some resistance when you're on Lemmy.

[-] doomcanoe@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

100% agree.

I just have a chip on my shoulder about being made to speak in any particular way. So since I'm on Lemmy...

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

This is like those people who argue that it's really punk to be conservative, because "woke" is mainstream or something.

[-] doomcanoe@piefed.social 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'll grant that it's contrarianism for its own sake. But I would disagree with the comparison.

The core value of expressing myself how I choose is being upheld by my (albeit asinine) contrarianism.

The core values of Punks on the other hand can not be boiled down to simple contrarianism or an "anti-mainstream" ideology. And frankly the "anti-woke" Conservative movement is damn near the polar opposite of Punk values. So co-opting the term "Punk" just to make Conservatism sound rebellious/edgy/cool undermines the point of both world views.

Also, being "anti-woke" sucks @$$, while not letting people tell me how to talk F*#ks hard.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

Great, now the rest of us will need to watch more porn to take up the slack. Porn’s not going to watch itself.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago

For every porn you don't watch, I'll watch twice as much.

[-] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Guy does not look happy.

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago

Did his wife make him post this?

[-] dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io 15 points 11 hours ago

#p*rnsober

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