Hold on, here's a report that my wife is looking for a better CEO! No, nope, I'm sorry, its absolute false. We are a happy couple. Couple means two. She was definitely not looking for a new CEO.
The truth about hemorrhoids comes out.
Remember this morning when you were having cereal.. You took one spoon full, then another. That is more! You had one more! Learning is fun!
Shit in old. My kids are less than 10.
In my day you had to turn the knob. I made a geared motor adapter to change the channel remotely. DIY when I was 10.
More police to fuck us all up.
I didn't say I have two 2 too! Only that I have two too.
I'm.on Lemmy and mastodon. Anything else is pure sarcasm. I sarcastically browse for TV's on Amazon. But will I buy? No. All have spyware on them, so no. I wouldn't touch meta with a 300ft pole.
How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?
That's gonna be a long wait until everyone's done with that. But OK. Just let me know when the socket is ready for jalapeño juice.
OK, how about cancer instead?
It would be nice to have some sort of federal consumer protect agency. But cancer, I guess will do. Oh MAGA-D!
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That's cool I was wondering if it was in English too. I think it would be an interesting thing to show my kids.