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[-] whodatdair 21 points 6 days ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago

Enchickification

[-] the_man@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Egg-Shittification

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 16 points 6 days ago

They have a cunning plan regarding the humans...

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

I'm gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell's Animal Farm.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Where are the farmers tariffs?

[-] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 1 week ago

What will they do with the money?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago
[-] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Dropshipping

[-] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 6 days ago

Spoil cocks

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Invest in AI and automate egg production, so they can fire half the chickens and con investors for more money

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 1 points 6 days ago

I'll sell you this NFT, so that you and only you can own this egg forever!

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago
[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 days ago

You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

Do your worst, I don't even eat eggs.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

I guess you got rent to pay.

[-] Mio@feddit.nu 1 points 6 days ago
[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

You would be too if someone cut you in half

[-] oce@jlai.lu 3 points 6 days ago

I was really mad last time that happened.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ehh, I've had worse.

[-] davetapley@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/

[-] davetapley@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

So, well, they're on substack so I guess that's better, shame it's not @index@activitypub.ghost.org

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[-] dryfter@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

enshittification

https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/

The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.

Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.

[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

Hold up. A chicken’s lungs are on its back?

[-] SkyeStarfall 5 points 6 days ago

I will never be able to look at chickens the same

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too.. especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere--if you're gonna run 'em all through the 'printer' might as well get paid to do it.

[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet

[-] Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ads on eggs

Don't give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it

[-] coldaf@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Its pretty considerable ngl. Eggs have blank shells. Advertizing has no limits!

this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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