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[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)
[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 166 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This reminds me of a joke:

So this guy is drinking at the bar after work, and he has a few too many and ends up puking on himself. He says, "Shit, when my wife finds out I got this drunk, she's gonna kill me." The bartender says, "I know how you can get out of it. Take a twenty out of your wallet and put it in your shirt pocket. When you get home, tell your wife that some other guy puked on you, and gave you the twenty to cover the dry cleaning."

So the guy decides to try that. He gets home and, sure enough, his wife asks him what happened. He says, "I went to happy hour with some coworkers, and some guy that looked like he'd been there all day threw up on me. He gave me twenty dollars to cover the dry cleaning bill." She says, "Why do you have forty dollars, then?" He says, "He also shit in my pants."

[-] mstrk@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

dude... You made me laugh out loud next to my wife while we're watching a boring show... you owe me 20(?)

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I got you fam, 20 rubles, 20 yen, 20... What?

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

20 questions, learn all they know

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Aww! Let's get to know each other!

[-] svcg 10 points 22 hours ago

Would you like to hear that in song form? https://youtu.be/RdpwWoWOyFk

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 99 points 1 day ago

I know it's fun to dunk on the asshole ruining our country, but I don't think we should be in the habit of sharing shopped images. That's what the extremists do, and then claim it's real. We have to be better than them. Plus, they'll use us distributing the memes as evidence of "Dems spreading fake news!"...

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

It probably is shopped because Trump wears adult diapers and when those fail, they don’t fail right as the bunghe. A brown stain below his hip or down the inside of his thigh would be more likely.

All that said, it’s an open secret that the man shits himself all day long. He’s old and it’s a thing that happens.

[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 11 points 11 hours ago

Naw, fuck em. They’re going to accuse that anyways.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

i agree, We dont relly need photoshops and lies, when theres plenty of truth out there thats humiliating enough as is.

but as you can see, theres a lot of people who don't give a shit about right, as long as they can dunk on the person they dont like. Same issue as those fake TPUSA tweets people were obsessed with making a few years ago. Does nothing but muddy waters and provide cover for right wing actions.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

I disagree.

There's a difference between a meme and presenting a doctored image as legit

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 16 points 20 hours ago

Why don't you just say yes, he shit his pants, and go on to something else?

I agree with you on general, but Trump literally just tried to use a doctored image to say that AG was in MS-13. This is the poetic justice.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

"If Trumps doing it, then its okay!" is not the argument you seem to think it is.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

"When they go low, we go high" isn't the one you think either

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Why don't you tell the court where anyone said to go high.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 3 hours ago

Exactly. These replies are like "you can't tell people to not be effective and to stick only to the highest standards of courtesy and decorum!" Literally no one is saying that.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Exactly.

Its just so fucking weird to make up instances and lie about things, when we have actual factual instances of it actually happening, that are well known and easily used instead.

Like. The only reason I can see being so die hard for the lie is if you are some right winger trying to poison discussion and discourse.

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm not saying it's ok as a general principal, I'm saying it's ok to do it to Trump the day after he does it to someone else.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

"I'm not saying its okay, I'm just saying if Trump is doing it, then its okay to do it!"

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 17 hours ago

Because... it's not the truth? At least in regards to that edited image. Republicans may not care what's real, but I do. Yeah, Trump's a piece of shit. But the one thing he can never do is to turn me into one. Even if we disagree, please take care of your family, friends, and community.

[-] SkyeStarfall 31 points 1 day ago

They do it themselves and already accuse everyone else of sharing fake stuff. Has the moral high ground really worked so far?

All I see is that lies and appeal to emotion is what has given them real power. So when it comes to ridiculing the trump administration, I say fuck it, the alternative hasn't worked so far. It's only gotten worse

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

It has nothing to do with morality. People largely distrust politicians and politics in general. "Never Trump" Republicans and middle-of-the-road Independents. People we actually do need to vote. They'll say "both sides are the same" when they're obviously not. When we prove them right by stooping to the extremists' level, they disengage, along with millions of other people. They won't trust us, and why should they?

[-] SkyeStarfall 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

And I ask again, has that call to voting and high-roading strategy worked so far? All I see is a fascist US that will now inevitably end in bloodshed. People already disengaged without the opposition "stooping down to extremist levels". I'd even argue that that sort of weak opposition is exactly why people disengaged in the first place

Not to mention, the US is beyond that stage now. Fascism has arrived there, and it has entrenched itself. It will not leave peacefully, just like it didn't historically. No matter what, it's time for new strategies

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Literally no one is saying to use the "high road", I'm saying that, as a strategy, using disinformation will not accomplish our goals. And that's not even taking into account the results. You think tricking people into supporting us based on doctored images will get loyal, dependable supporters??

Look, you have your opinion and I have mine. Plenty of progressive think tanks, organizations, podcasts, etc will do focus groups and surveys closer to the election. At which point we'll have a better understanding of voters and messaging... In the meantime, I can only speak for myself: I, personally am far less likely to support any candidate that uses disinformation and blatant lies. Am I alone? Maybe. But I'm willing to bet there's millions more that feel the same way...

[-] stopdropandprole@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

agreed. it's appropriate sometimes, especially when humor and mockery is being used to generate a sentiment/vibe. no one believes this meme image is meant to establish an orderly basis of factual reality based consensus about Trump. it's a joke.

besides, there is no amount of "high roading" with facts and logic that will reverse millions of hours of targeted brainwashing that caused a third of the population to vote against their own interests. we need to use multiple tactics, and appeals to humor/vibes/insults is one way we can make those backwards voters feel differently.

end of the day, subtle manipulation of images to create a vibe WORKS on people and shifts perceptions. the left should weaponize it to achieve goals, imo.

[-] eestileib 16 points 1 day ago

I am so far past the point of giving a fuck about arguments that end with "and the Republicans will say..."

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 21 hours ago

I'm right there with you. I don't say these things in consideration of them, but as a calculated political strategy.

[-] eestileib 4 points 21 hours ago

I'm saying that even in what is intended to be a calculated political strategy, it amounts to jumping at shadows.

Republicans are not bound by truth or logic or even evidence in what they say.

Worry about how the people you are trying to reach will react to your statement rather than letting the Marjorie Taylor-Greenes of the world pre-censor you.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

if there's nothing to claim as evidence they will just invent something like they always do.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 21 hours ago

Agreed. They will lie and spread disinformation, so we should not. It's what separates us from them...

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Fuck that. What separates me and them is humanity, not honesty. I'll lie until I'm blue in the face, and i still haven't sent people to fucking death camps.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago
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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why does a man infamous for shitting himself on the reg for decades, think that light coloured trousers are something to even entertain in the wardrobe.

Also does someone have an antidote to this image? I think it maybe caused a minor trauma

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

It’s fake. He wears adult diapers, so a more realistic failure mode would be a brown stain appearing down the inside of his thigh. Depends don’t explode right at the asshole.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago
[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 day ago

If it's not a real picture, what is it made of?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago
[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago

But real pictures are also made of pixels!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

These are sneaky and deceptive pixels, though. Real scoundrels!

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

I mean there're plenty of accounts of him shitting himself around people. Whether the pic is real or not, the man should not own light trousers and should have realised this when he was getting hosed down every time they finished an episode of The Apprentice.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

Okay, I looked in image search and this came up. My eyes and ears are bleeding and I blame you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/the_everything_bubble/comments/1h56ixp/i_watched_it_so_now_you_do_too/

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago

Unless and until I get more definitive proof than the word of some rando on the internet, I choose to believe the photo, tyvm.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Someone should turn this into an ad for adult diapers.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Thanks, Brandon.

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