I mean, I could understand liberal tears. Liberal blood. Liberal sweat, at a stretch. But liberal cum? That just sounds like you're offering to blow Joe Biden.

It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)

So he jerks of liberal men? I read this as „I’m a Liberal that is into men“, but think asking him to clarify that would make him angry.

"I wouldn't wear that shirt around conservatives, they don't tend to take kindly to men who advertise those services"

Bet?

Send the addy

Liberal gun oil is the fairly good water based sex lube

Genuinely can't tell if this is satire of "'liberal tears" or just a fucking wild escalation of it? Either way I laughed

…before he puts it in his anus.

So he's a conservative man getting liberal MEN off sexually, saving their cum and lubricating his firearm. You're not "owning the libs", you're telling the world that you are a cum whore with a firearm fetish. And they call us the weird ones? Give me a break.

I mean, he's going hard at something alright.