"Honey, why did one of these outlets cost twice as much as the others? Where even is it?"

"You'll find out in a few months" ;3

The writer is a woman though? Besides, it's not just about femininity, but being a woman and a "loser"

Red star OS, the defunct North Korean distro. I was gonna include Apartheid Linux, but I decided it was too far for the meme.

I'm sorry you feel that way! 😭

I mostly included those two based on the funny logos I could find. The placement is mostly based on the vibes of apple users being closer to arch users. I only wanted to include two serious distros.

Based on what I've figured out as a non Linux user:

Ropefuel? That's a new one 🙁

Truly taking one for the team o7

I suddenly want to avoid flannels 😣