There was someone trying to cross the crosswalk the other day, so I stopped (as the law dictates). 30 seconds of every other motorist in the other lane not yielding later I eventually just gave up and drove away. Legend says that they're still trying to cross the road to this day.

To be that cold blooded he was definitely a reptile of some sort.

Those cars are actually just being driven by a flock of geese in a trenchcoat, they honk regardless of the circumstances.

800,000 users...

I need to get into scamming idiots, that sounds incredibly profitable.

Yeah, due to the nonexistant moderation TF2 voice chat tends to be the most intolerant thing I've ever heard in my life.

Oh yeah you're right, here it is. 🏆

Yeah, and we can't give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won't be enough trousers to go around!

/s

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

My parents didn't get me a phone until after they forgot to pick me up from school and I was left there for three hours. And even then it was a fliphone.

Bloody hell, I spent a little over two dollars buying Elite: Dangerous (a similar space game) when it was on sale about five years ago and haven't spent any more money on it since. I can't even comprehend spending 10,000 dollars on an incomplete game.

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

That's easily disproven, any worms would starve due to a lack of substance.