Another reason to buy things directly from the manufacturer rather then from Amazon. It's generally cheaper as well.
"But diamonds are forever!" No they're not, in fact, they're actually flammable. *
*in an environment of pure oxygen
My high school used to serve pineapple, ham, and jalapeno pizza. It tasted pretty good.
Oh he might of gone on living
if he hadn't made the fatal slip
of denying the claim of the ranger with the big iron on his hiiiipppppp
(yes i know it wasn't a revolver, unfortunately)
"Breaking news: Invasion of Mexico halted by huge wall Trump built last term and then completely forgot about."
Gordon Freeman 2028?
I bought Sea of Thieves about 5 years ago. Recently, they added kernal-level anticheat (which does precisely fuck-all to actually stop cheating). While that is annoying, I'm not particularly worried because the studio that makes that game is owned by Microsoft, and like all Microsoft products, it was banished to my windows partition with the rest of the spyware.
An ancient internet relic from days gone by. Next time I have access to a color printer, I'm putting this on my shelf.
We need to start using this game as a unit to measure mismanagement.
"In total, the project cost us approximately .51 Star Citizens."
My favorite is a patch note from Team Fortress 2: Fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun
I drove past a car that had its headlights flickering about 15 times every second last year. No clue if it was intentional but it was distracting as all hell. (and probably dangerous to epileptic people)
It's the vengeful spirit of that 2012 mac mini that I put out of its misery last year!