Speak for yourself. Bees are an invasive species given an unfair advantage through their alliance with humanity. If they aren't native to an area, they are a pest that competes with local pollinators and drives them toward extinction

Pretty sure I've seen this exact comic posted on acememes

The only thing funnier than the linux kernel supporting a filesystem who's creator murdered their wife, is people confusing it with bcachefs.

'the linux kernel might be removing a filesystem'
"you mean the one who's developer murdered his wife?"
'no the one who's developer keeps ignoring kernel mailing list protocol'

I'll do it for some of your HRT.

visiting the doctor scares me so I'm too paralyzed by fear to get it myself

about 12 hours. after being awake for 36 hours of course

Perfection

smiles concerningly

I get the vague feeling this list is inexhaustive. They don't even have "prettiest platapus" or "I want to be a cute anime girl"

Void being a cat lol

Just don't forget that ACAB, the police like to plant evidence especially on minorities, and guilt and convictions are not the same thing. Good? Good! Now we can laugh at the hypocrisy

Idiot

Then use a and b for your variable names. or m and n. or α and β. you get the point