Touching the pink mushrooms won't turn you into a girl

Honestly I think 90% of people would never use awk if there was a simple preinstalled command for "print the nth column"

Drops hypodermic needle and begins muttering darkly

Well that's an improvement and a sidegrade at worst. WHERE IS MY BUTTON!

I've been accused of being an attention whore. They think I'm being weird on purpose to spite them. Incredibly narcissistic tbh

Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman

I'm a bit of a princess, you'd have to be extra gentle

I have a natural talent for manipulating my own voice. At my best the illusion is bulletproof. Like I once managed to get she/hered in full boymode with a face full of stuble.

I rarely keep it up in conversations longer than a minute. I get distracted and then realize I've slipped into something more comfortable. It's handy for going outside without being hatecrimed. But even as someone who can sound fem by carefully manipulating my voice... like, I wish I didn't have to. Vocal feminization surgery is risky but damn if I can't understand risking it anyway. You're right, "git gud" is not helpful advice

"hello fellow kids" moment

For real though, unless you're a filthy aroace like me you either want to be her, date her or both

Less likely to get RTFM from people who remember what it's like to love a computer not obsess over it I suppose