Honestly I think 90% of people would never use awk if there was a simple preinstalled command for "print the nth column"

I have no use for a maid who can't clean. You could at least help me fold the laundry ffs. Like I say every time one of my friends tries to pull the "you're a guest in my house sit your arse down" line: Many hands make light work.

sounds about right. nobody is above bigotry.

also sounds all sorts of wrong. surely people are smarter than that

I've been accused of being an attention whore. They think I'm being weird on purpose to spite them. Incredibly narcissistic tbh

Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman

I'm a bit of a princess, you'd have to be extra gentle

You think Bond villains weren't taking credit for their underlings inventions? What a high opinion you have of evil people.

poor crickets didn't deserve to be carried around in bags all day. I hope they ate well off of the bigot's dropped food

"hello fellow kids" moment

For real though, unless you're a filthy aroace like me you either want to be her, date her or both

Less likely to get RTFM from people who remember what it's like to love a computer not obsess over it I suppose