I have a natural talent for manipulating my own voice. At my best the illusion is bulletproof. Like I once managed to get she/hered in full boymode with a face full of stuble.

I rarely keep it up in conversations longer than a minute. I get distracted and then realize I've slipped into something more comfortable. It's handy for going outside without being hatecrimed. But even as someone who can sound fem by carefully manipulating my voice... like, I wish I didn't have to. Vocal feminization surgery is risky but damn if I can't understand risking it anyway. You're right, "git gud" is not helpful advice

scp autocomplete be like

I don't know about super cute now… Definitely cute but not necessarily super cute

Builtin airbags for my not infrequent traffic accidents

You look like finnster but finnster has even nicer hair

Be nice to yourselves or I'll hit you with The Throngler

I dunno, I feel like this one also works for transfems

Me when I cracked… "This isn't even the most dangerous decision you've made this week. Place an order for thigh highs and let's see if we can aquire skirt without it being delivered to the house and without having to interact with a teller in a way they'll realize what I'm buying. If we're still alive by friday we'll go rollerskating in said outfit"

Congratulations, you have triggered the unskippable "incel rant" cutscene. I hope you brought popcorn

Please warn me if you have back problems or chronic pain. I like tight bearhugs and I don't want to aggrivate such conditions

So did you ask him out after you cracked?

Well happy birthday to me, I knew I'd forgotten one of the weird coincidences of my birth this year.