All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

I was thinking that Horizon Forbidden West had fucked up again and set their PC release for the same day as Dragon's Dogma 2.

But for once it actually worked out in their favour. Dragon's Dogma 2 has an awful PC port, while HFW is running very well.

Everybody when I started learning Norwegian. I dunno, I just felt like learning Norwegian.

It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.

And his arms didn't protect him when he fell.

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

I love how easily I parsed EABOD, despite not having seen it before

I like to imagine that's your only language. Not even a first language, only high school spanish

I'm not concerned about whether it's a guy or a girl sucking at a gloryhole, but I'm concerned about what STIs a gloryhole sucker might bring

Marvel films are the popcorn flicks of the 2010s. None of them are masterpieces, but most are just a fun watch.

But now they're often not even that. Besides a few outliers (No Way Home, GOTG3), they fail to even be entertaining popcorn flicks. I'd say the line is National Treasure. If it's better than National Treasure, that's a solid popcorn flick. If it's worse, then it's not worth watching.

As I understand it, it wasn't to work the carbon out of it, but instead to simply evenly spread the impurities throughout the whole sword, so there weren't any specific points of weakness

Actually, this is genius. Get the right wing climate change deniers to fight climate change by telling them that microplastics will turn their Chad of a son into a sissy girl

This is one Reddit trend that Lemmy should absolutely continue