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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 215 points 9 months ago

SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 58 points 9 months ago

While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven't touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven't even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn't care about that. That's for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.

[-] JagFel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

Why you are no doubt correct; as someone who's had to support a BarTender based automated print system in a manufacturing company, this skillet need doesn't surprise me at all and is part of why the software gave me a drinking problem.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

So you’re saying it would help to have both a bartender, and a bartender specialist on the team. Seems like we might be doing the bot a disservice here

[-] JagFel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Another example of corporate cost cutting, making the employees serve their own drinks.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 9 points 9 months ago

I'm still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven't updated in a decade...aka 2 years after I entered the industry

One of these days, I'm going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile

[-] Aatube@kbin.social 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

For North Italia, a pizzeria?

Also, I looked it up and the software has a capitalized T.

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[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 months ago

But... North Italia is a pizzeria?

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 9 months ago

Hey, don't you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

North Italia doesn't seem to be a software company.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble getting candidates.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's fairly well known in the Enterprise IT world; like others say, it does induce drinking.

[-] psud@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
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[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 93 points 9 months ago

people with art degrees are horrified.

stay in your lane, software people!

[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 90 points 9 months ago

Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

And serving irish coffee, I suppose

[-] db2@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago

SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago

You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I would not fill my glass with string.

[-] astraeus@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 41 points 9 months ago

As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

We both know it's the project manager that drives us to the bottle.

[-] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

I'm seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.

[-] pacofrommexico@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This exchange warms my heart

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[-] psud@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'm a scrum master. Drinking now. A lot

[-] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

[-] JonEFive@midwest.social 18 points 9 months ago
[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Translation from German: The Bart the

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

Wait... they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?

I hope to fuck they're using a node backend otherwise... the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
SELECT * FROM drinks WHERE alccontent > 0.15 AND type = "wine" AND vintageyear < 2010 LIMIT 1;
DROP TABLE drinks;
[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

They want you to train their latest AI bartender

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[-] Rindel@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 8 points 9 months ago

All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables

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[-] Flipper@feddit.de 17 points 9 months ago

It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.

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[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

It is because you'll be the Ender of Barts.

[-] odium@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago

Bartender for a bar with a bunch of these.

Though Python, C, or C++ prob fits better.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

This is why I deleted my indeed

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.

I prefer they come to me.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

I'm an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?

[-] Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 months ago

You could say the bar for a tech job is high..

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Is SQL not a good skill to have? I'm an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.

[-] 1couchpotato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 9 months ago

Sounds like you're almost qualified to be a bartender

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