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[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 119 points 9 months ago

Not even gay but this my favorite green text of all time

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 64 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I remember where one about a guy who participated in a threesome. They had some dp action and his and another guy's balls touched but it wasn't gay. The third guy they were fucking also agreed.

[-] zaphod@feddit.de 27 points 9 months ago

If they said "no homo" before I don't see how any of that could be considered gay.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Ha, I'm reminded of the shirt that said I'm not gay but $20 is $20

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I've seen this a thousand times and I've chuckled every time.

[-] crystal@feddit.de 11 points 9 months ago

~~Not even gay~~ super straight

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago

The fuck is a super straight

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 33 points 9 months ago

Its like horseshoe theory where you are so straight you turn gay af

[-] HoodieGyaru 19 points 9 months ago

Someone who only dates cis people of the opposite gender

[-] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

It's also a bad faith term invented by transphobes on 4chan. It was argued that "super straight" was itself a sexuality & should be included in LGBT, have their own pride stuff, etc.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

*of the opposite biological sex

[-] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Cis people have the same sex and gender

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[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago

As soon as I saw super straight, I knew it was going to be as gay as it gets. Love this green text every time 🤣

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 9 months ago

Real talk homies. How desperate would you as a straight man have to be to use a glory hole, knowing probably a man would be doing the sucking?

[-] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

I'm not concerned about whether it's a guy or a girl sucking at a gloryhole, but I'm concerned about what STIs a gloryhole sucker might bring

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 9 months ago

Why the hell is it gay to have a guy suck your dick? It's only gay if you're aroused by the thought of men. At a glory hole, you can still imagine it's a girl and the only gay one is the dude blowing you.

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[-] CaioAbreu@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

This is totally typical. You know why?

1 - It's easy to show up and get serviced, no sweat. 2 - Gay dudes give the bests blowjobs. 🧑🏼 3 - And... 'Cause the "straight male" actually enjoy doing it...

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Real talk my dudes. How much more homophobic can this guy get?

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[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

I’d would have to lose the use of both my arms first and then who knows what might end up happening.

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

if you read again youll read that the green texter was doing the sucking

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Fake: Super straights (as originally conceived by transphobes) aren't attracted to trans people like they're not attracted to the same gender. It'd be nearly impossible to find a dick that isn't connected to a trans person or a man, meaning he somehow avoided thinking about it until the guy moaned. The sheer stupidity is unlikely, so it's probably satire.

Gay: Not necessarily, as enbies and transfems can have dicks and still use a masculine voice, so sucking that dick could be heterosexual. However, it's more likely to be gay than not gay, as most people with penises and masculine voices identify as men.

[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 3 points 9 months ago

Calm down son, it's just a drawing

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