MySpace and LiveJournal as well, but I am 99% LJ is mostly around for the benifits of George R. R. Martin

9 whole days is like 50 years in virus!

They have been moving on this path since Regan, they just have the court and the rigged voting maps now they feel comfortable being open about thier intentions. While people like me was derided as alarmists they were building the engine that got us here

I was monogamous with Shadowheart and it hurt having to tell literally everyone to put it back in their pants

It feels like everyday I hear or see a dementia joke after my mom was diagnosed. It hurts being reminded literally everywhere I go for escape

Drink a gallon of bleach and learn how much power you have over those little fuckers!

Burning the Quran may not be inherently racist but this meme is, good God

Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his "back pocket"

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

Neo's eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him "get out, they're coming for you Neo" into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he's in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!

I'm sure just like Ted Cruz he's going remain consistent and not immediately flip to defending Trumps crimes once Trump wins the nomination.

There's been places that I really dislike Biden on, but overall he's been a pretty good president

China: hey Alphabet, we'll give you five dollars for it

Alphabet: of course! Would you like our special CIA package?