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[-] Franzia 37 points 1 year ago

The foreign bacteria in your gut had a much more direct audience with your brain than your cells do. Question is, is it an Embassy? Are they Diplomats? ... or are they Oligarchs? >!As long as they call me sugar mommy for giving them sweets!<

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

To be fair, they outnumber your cells by something like ten to one.

I love democracy.

[-] ProfessorZhu@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Drink a gallon of bleach and learn how much power you have over those little fuckers!

[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

It cleans you out, but leaves you hollow inside.

[-] don@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

My cells are dumb terminals and I’m their virtual server.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago

I have epilepsy so my brain gets DDOSed from time to time

[-] don@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Wow that’s a really apt analogy and I laughed way harder than I expected.

[-] figaro@lemdro.id 1 points 1 year ago

You should probably set up cloudflare or something for that.

Lol for real though, my ex had a seizure disorder. It sucked. There was a medication that they had her use for a bit, but it honestly made her so high for hours that taking the medication was worse than her seizures, so she stopped.

[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

GO BACK TO CHESS CLUB, NERD.

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Seriously can you guys just leave me alone? Chess is really cool, and you’d find that out if you just tried it. Sportz is dumb anyway.

[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Biology is complexity built upon simplicity. By asking this question, you are actually asking the same question philosophers and religions have asked for millennia: do we have a soul/free will?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No. If we are governed by the same forces as the rest of the universe, then even free will is an illusion caused by the myriad of interactions between the particles making up our bodies and the particles that make up the rest of the universe. If we could know the current state of every particle in the universe, we could accurately predict the future. Your destiny was set into motion the moment the universe exploded into existence trillions of years ago at the advent of the big bang. Knowing this not only doesn't change the outcome, it was part of the design for you to know in the first place.

Or maybe I'm just high. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's determinism, a very popular and nice logical philosophical thought. Sadly, it's completely disproved by quantum physics.

[-] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Is it, though? Every organ has its inputs, things happen and they produce an output (a reaction). Like the eyes receive light, physics happens and signals get sent to the brain. The brain also gets inputs from the senses and the states (memories), then physics happens and it produces a reaction, I don't see where can we place free will here. Free will has to invoke physical signals in the brain, but where can it possibly come from? Even if the universe isn't determenistic (and it's not just our lack of understanding that makes it seem so), free will implies that there is another force (for a lack of a better word) that does complex social things.

Whereas I don't see a need for free will, machines are capable of gathering outside information, processing it and making decisions without any free will involved, why would megamachines like human brains need it then?

[-] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Not with the many-worlds theory it isn't

[-] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If everything is so predetermined, why did Netflix allow me to pick who jumps out of the window in Bandersnatch? They could've saved a lot of production costs by just having Stefan jump.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think you can actually still access most of the content if that option didn't exist since you can chose not to go to the apartment in the first place.

[-] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I disagree. I see it that Will is the ability of a particle or system of particles to affect change in the universe around it and alter the course of destiny. If we could know the current state of every particle in the universe, we could accurately predict the future, if nothing was then ever acted upon again. But particles possessing Will can alter their environment and effect a ripple of change that could then mean the entire prediction falls apart.

[-] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

Cancer is when they rise up against you, and your human cells stop being a part of a macroscopic animal and begin a new life as a species of human-dna-having single cellular parasites

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

My cells better fall in line or I will drink a bottle of draino and mutually destroy us all.

[-] sature@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

There’s that whole thing in “Dune” of “he who has the power to destroy a thing, rules that thing.” So yeah, we are in charge, even if we are fairly hands-off managers!

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, so it's my constant suicidal ideations that are why I don't have any real health problems.. It all makes sense now!

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